Screamo Heavy Metal

A term used to describe all metal genres or to classify a rock band as metal by people who have little to no knowledge of metal.

A term used to describe all metal genres or to classify a rock band as metal by people who have little to no knowledge of metal.

Dante : "I listen to My Chemical Romance."
Sarah : "So you listen to Screamo Heavy Metal!?" :O

by V1CE-H3RO July 30, 2021

Douche Metal Dork

An idiot who thinks Metallica is the best metal band ever, who's politics change like a babies underwear and purchases metal paraphernalia to justify his existence.

What a douche metal dork, everything is metal or nothing. Secretly rubs his Hulk Hogan WWF action figure inappropriately on very appropriate areas.

by Powdered Douche Nut July 9, 2025

Clanking metal

When a man and woman have intercourse while fully decked out in genital piercings, making the sounds of metal hitting each other

I couldn't sleep all night cause my roomie was clanking metal with his hood rat gf all night.

by Wrttn_n_blood August 3, 2025

Metal Jesus

The entity talking in certain Iced Earth songs like "Melancholy" (legendary btw.), and creeping into many other supposedly purely "metal" acts.

When Metal Jesus takes over metal you almost might not notice any change in your metal playlist.

by felixh July 2, 2016

Metal eater

A very cool person, really gay and likes singing, raging adhd. Performer Cus they like to show off😢 will forever sell their soul for KURMPAT and craig😢 get yourself a metal eater.

DUDE METAL EATER STOP IT.

by Metal Eater March 13, 2023

I wanted to give David "Adrian-Angelique-Adryan-Axel-Enzo-Ezio-Auditore)" Fumero a spartan prayer bookmark (complementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductor edit).

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses?

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 1: Yes.
Person 1: I wanted to give David "Adrian-Angelique-Adryan-Axel-Enzo-Ezio-Auditore)" Fumero a spartan prayer bookmark (complementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductor edit).

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025

skeleton metal

1. A subgenre of death/thrash metal. It's mostly defined by it's lyrics, which have something to do with skeletons.

2. A series of albums made by the Swedish Twitch streamer Vargskelethor (who also made the genre).

1.
Person 1: Have you heard that new skeleton metal band?
Person 2: Yeah. They're not that good in my opinion.

2.
Person 1: What's your favorite album?
Person 2: Skeleton Metal III by Vargskelethor.

by Skeletrox April 8, 2024