hot silk pocket

A warm vagina

I was licking her hot silk pocket all night, she tasted a bit sweaty!

by Dirty/DC March 3, 2014

Midwest Hot Pocket

This is a seasonal event that typically occurs in late summer during county/state fairs, rodeos, etc. Two dudes hook up in a Porta Potty and start scissoring each other and then they shit in each other's anuses.

Two dudes waiting in line at the Porta potties...
Dude #1: I like your cowboy hat bro!
Dude #2: Thanks man! I love your boots!
Dude #1: Hey, a Porta potty just came open, want to share?
Dude #2: Sure bro, the cozier the better!
Dude #1: I like you schlong!
Dude #2: I like your anus! Let's scissor!
Dude #1: OOOOOHHH
Dude #2:: AAAHHHH! Time for the Midwest Hot Pocket!
Dude #1: Shit inside me bitch!
Dude #2: Oh I am you twink! I am going to drop some milk duds in you.
Dude #1: I am going to blast you with the old favorite, the Baby Ruth, you worthless trash!

by Chunkyblue August 14, 2022

break my pockets

how someone would react when the price of something turns out to be way more than you anticipated.

Dude 1- Damn they clean, much they cost?

Dude 2- Yeah bro, you can have these kicks for $285.

Dude 1- You crazy? You tryna break my pockets? I ain’t got money like that!

by i ain’t got no bread May 13, 2021

gremlin in my pocket

Slang for having two penises; or a transvestite female.

"She looked questioningly at me when I told her about the gremlin in my pocket." or "That girl has a gremlin in her pocket."

by JEN#2 May 30, 2006

nigga hot pocket

when a guy shoves a basketball into a girls vagina, steals her handbag, loses custody of his child, and then gets shot by the police

daquavius gave lamonda a nigga hot pocket
rip he died a good death

by anonymous October 7, 2023

Golden Hot Pocket

When you're having anal sex and pee directly into the anus of said person.

Bro I drank too much before taking that girl home last night, I accidentally gave her a Golden Hot Pocket.

by The Pee Man March 28, 2019

buffalo hot pocket

Fucking an open wound on a girls thigh and mixing your semen with her blood

I gave her the buffalo hot pocket last night

by BFLOhotpocket December 23, 2022