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by joeohnobro March 31, 2022
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a lesbian is someone who is not a man who likes other non-men. lesbianism isn't exclusively wlw. not all lesbians are homosexual females. some lesbians can also be nonbinary or some other identity that isn't a man. some lesbians can also be aromantic or asexual ! also, not all lesbians haye dicks. that's a transphobic and exclusive thing to say. transfem people exist and they don't need bottom surgery to be valid. and before anyone says non-binary lesbians aren't valid, you should know the white stripe in the lesbian flag means gender non-conformity.
me: i'm a lesbian ! women and non-men are so hot.
some random cishet dude: that's hot.
me: lesbians aren't something for you to fetishize !
another cishet dude: hey bbg i bet i can make you straight.
me: no, you can't. sexuality doesn't work like that and i don't like men.
by lesbo <3 June 22, 2022
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Pseudo-lesbian

A straight girl who pretends to be lesbian or acts lesbian online.
I am a pseudo-lesbian
by nwf195 May 31, 2022
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mobile lesbian

Two ladies that can't be together in person. So they call each other up and play mobile lesbians . Kind of like phone sex but mobile lesbians
Hey I really miss you, I'm going to call you up this evening so that we can both turn on our vibrators and play mobile lesbians .
by Homewrecker April 19, 2018
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Lesbian sex

I burst through the door holding Lilah by her thighs while kissing her passionately. I practically sprint to the bedroom and throw her on the bed, I say “I only have an hour till my gf gets home” and lilah says “I don’t care mami, right now you’re all mine. I slowly unbutton her blouse while kissing her with all my force and when I finally get down to her pants she lets out the slightest moan. “Are you ready for the ride of your life mami?” I say while slowly pulling down her lingerie. Finally I stick my tongue right in her tight pussyEAT THAT PUSSY MAMI!!!” She says as I get as deep as I can in her pussy. I pull out for a second just to see her pussy throb then I stick an 11’ dildo right in her pussy. She goes “AUGHHHHHH YES MAMI YOUR SKILLS MAKE ME WANT TO CUM SO BAD!!!” Then she makes me pull out and says “your turn” so we go to the shower with both of us fully naked as she carries me and sucks my huge rock hard tits. We turn it on and right away she sticks the dildo in my and says “say my name or ill go harder” “MAMIIIII OUGHHHHH THAT MAKES ME WANNA CUM ALL OVER YOU” I say and she still goes harder and she hits my g-spot making me fall to the ground “oughhhhhh im cumminggggg, EAT ME OUT MAMI!!!! GIVE ME WHAT IVE BEEN WAITING FOR” she eats me out and I orgasm 7 times in a row. Then my gf walks in the door.
Here’s an example: I want ur number so. I can have lesbian sex wt u
by I_like_to_fuck January 11, 2025
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"charlotte is lesbian"
by kyseveryone November 13, 2022
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lesbians

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wow hot girl: no crem and cheeto lesbians
by crem=lesbian June 21, 2022
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