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The Law of the Conservation of Corn

The infinite loop of people eating the corn shat out by another person. It will never break down and create an infinite sustainable loop of food.
Hey take a shit in my mouth I'm hungry and your corn from last night will fill me up. By the law of the conservation of corn my stomach will be refilled and I'll be happy!
by ogwashingmachine January 29, 2021
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Kajo's law of candy

This law states that you can never go wrong with blue or red colored candy
What color of this candy shoud I chose?

As Kajo's law of candy sayes: you can't go wrong with blue or red.
by Papakajo July 1, 2021
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baby daddy in law

Your baby mommas new man.
by Spaghetti dudette November 25, 2018
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gum giving laws

The gum giving laws are the laws on who you can or cannot give gum to. The reasons you cannot give someone a piece of gum are as follows:

If they are named Addison,
If they put a dent in your wall,
If they cried on your pillow,
And if they previously tried to steal your gum
The gum giving laws were created by Pope John XII and are now in effect in every country even Singapore where gum is banned
by Lil big 4x June 3, 2020
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law school gunner

1. Gunners do not have the first clue.
2. They try to sound smart.
3. They probably are the class "anvil" in a law school with a tight curve.
4. And finally, they end up dropping out or just come to accept that their classmates get their above qualities and so they stop trying to fool everyone else, including themselves.

These gunners wither away and become normal, despite having gone to law school, and they become replaced.

However, sometimes gunners go into hibernation, or some latent gunners who never had the audacity to be a gunner in law school, become your stereotypical lawyer when they manage to stumble their way into a job after law school.

Do not be fooled with people in the legal profession, or any other profession, who try hard to sound smart by using, for example, "par excellence" and "since time immemorial" in the same sentenced stuffed with legalese. It's OK if every now and then people get "rewarded" for no merit if that means they will shut up, as long as they know that we are in on their game, and that they'll have to change eventually into mature adults.
Law school gunner: "I do not think that is what Judge Cardozo meant by his opinion."

Professor: "But that is what he wrote."
by Mexican Law Student March 20, 2009
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best-friend-in-law

when your best friend is dating someone the boyfriend/girlfriend becomes your best-friend-in-law
person Dada ad person Sham are dating and person Sham and person Yaya are best friends,Dada and Yaya are now best-friend-in-law
by Millionaire Hippe May 13, 2011
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Milo Murphy's Law

Milo Murphy's law is a tv show created in 2019 by Dav Povemire and Jeff "Swampy" Marsh. This is their second tv show after phineas and ferb ended.
Milo Murphy's law is an amazing show!
You are so right so right
by Obsidian4752 November 13, 2020
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