4th of July

The song that’s broke most teenagers.

Boy : oh it the 4th of July !
Boy2: we all gonna die …
Boy: bro you good ?
Boy2: it the song you dumb

by Ryoswirlix July 2, 2022

4th of July

Day when real patriots have sex for at least 3 hours

Jenny was excited about 4th of July

by Bigppboi70-1 July 4, 2022

no nut july

you cant nut starting july 5 to july 30

yo bro its no nut july dont nut!

by floridaboy222 July 5, 2022

sunday the 17th of july

the beginning of proving alex wrong week

“it’s sunday the 17th of july”
“no it’s not”
“oh”-alex

by lolokitsme July 17, 2022

19th of july

Fuck a femboi day

Dude: Its the 19th of July you know what that means

Femboi: it's about to get wicked

by Y0UR MOTHER July 19, 2022

21st of july

National Jared Appreciation day!!

Yo what day is it today?
It's the 21st of july
You mean 𝐉𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐀𝐩𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐝𝐚𝐲 ?
Abso-fucking-lutely right!

by ave xp July 20, 2022

26th of july

Molly and Jim day

Molly and Jim became friends on the 26th of July, #we’rebesties.

by Molmoo July 22, 2022