C Biscuit

Derived from the word “Seabiscuit,” C Biscuit is a cuter, more direct and personal name that famous musicians bestow upon their number ones, or top bitch.

It is a nickname given out of endearment. The girl must be beautiful, cute, quirky, intriguing, and chill, and NOT a groupie or hoe.
C Biscuit has respectively earned her way to be the number one girl a celebrity musician chooses to be with; given the open relationships they often have, this is a great compliment.

C Biscuit is loyal; a trooper, and a ride-or-die bitch that the musician who originally bestowed this nickname upon her- and it instantly became her permanent, perfectly suitable respected name around close music industry friends- which is a great compliment and way of showing love by naming her a C Biscuit and accepting the name as her own.

“What’s up, C Biscuit?? Whatchu doing? I’m having my driver come pick you up in 15 minutes so we can go to The Spot and the studio.”

by CBiscuitandD October 14, 2021

Primal Biscuit

1. A large fecal deposit that looks like it was produced by a dinosaur.

2. Scat made by a dinosaur.

1. „Wow dude, That’s a huge primal biscuit!“

2.“Here is a primal biscuit produced by a T-rex.“

by chicken_terminator June 24, 2022

murder biscuits

Because if you watch me make them, I have to kill you.

Dick: Hey, what are you doing in there?

Asshole: making murder biscuits
Dick: what?
Asshole: be right out!

by Ptolomy Fife November 15, 2018

Brisket Biscuit

A piece of shit between two pieces of white bread (semen and piss toppings optional)

I got Justin zooted last night and fed him a brisket biscuit.

by Anal_Seahorse February 17, 2020

Fumbling the biscuit

To fumble the biscuit is to lose the money (the biscuit) you made or to make unwise investments with the money you already have, i.e. the biscuit. It's also used for fumbling, or botching or bungling, something more generally

Netflix won't exist in 3033 they're really fumbling the biscuit

by Dman January 9, 2023

cunt biscuit

A fat flaky dry vagina

Your face looks like a real cunt biscuit!

by highrollerjo March 17, 2017

the biscuits are baking

The baby’s are growing in my stomach
(Usually an inside joke) means to be pregnant

The biscuits are baking in the “oven”

by Don’t get _% October 18, 2019