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Phantom internet

This occurs when your preferred DNS server stops responding, or is no longer available, presumably due to your router.
When you already have a connection with another server/computer during this event, it is called "phantom internet", or internet remaining that might soon fade away due to packet loss or new requests, since new requests (usually) attempt to resolve a hostname from the unavailable DNS. Similar to phantom pain.
Person 1: My internet had an outage last night.
Person 2: Ah, that sucks.
Person 1: Luckily I had some phantom internet to finish my ongoing match!
by Electrozi June 11, 2022
mugGet the Phantom internetmug.

Internet Chaw

the act of chawing or dipping online with another friend though a social site ie. Facebook Myspace etc...
chat chat chat... "hey im about to throw in a lip" "dude no way im just about to do the same!!" internet chaw initiated
by giant kid August 10, 2010
mugGet the Internet Chawmug.

Internet hotdog

Girl 1:John sent me an internet hotdog.
Girl 2: Was it good?
Girl 1: I've seen better.
by Smiley1092 October 28, 2015
mugGet the Internet hotdogmug.

Internet Explorer

1 to 11 versions, IE or MSIE was first introduced on a Plus package for Windows 95.
IE was later succeeded by Microsoft Edge.
Yo my pc doesnt work no more... I think i shoudve updated Internet Explorer before i downloaded that loli
by Me,Mario January 28, 2019
mugGet the Internet Explorermug.

Internet Granny

Like the usual grandma, but introduced to the internet and the good ol' fake news. They will attempt to share any type of scandalous/exotic information that have no base with any type of social interaction avaliable to them, this includes and is not limited to: family, friends, co-workers, relatives, pets, neighbors, the hobo on the porch, and so on.

And of course, they don't research about the information and completely trust the So-Legitimate-Joe with his thesis.
A: Dude, don't eat carrots! I've read that they can cause anal prolapse!
B: You're an absolute Internet Granny
by Bergkam April 28, 2020
mugGet the Internet Grannymug.

internet explorer

it’s slow but it’s still faster than your crush’s replies
internet explorer was a chrome downloaded tool
by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! May 26, 2023
mugGet the internet explorermug.

Internet talmudist

When an antisemitic person tries to justify their antisemitism by spreading taken out of context, mistranslated, outright false or all of them - Talmud quotes.
- do you know that Jews see goyim as animals and beasts that should only serve Jews???1
- umm could you cite the talmud verse for me?
- ummmm..okkk.. here it is

- um, there is no such verse.. i hate when internet talmudists like you try to justify their antisemitism
by legoduplo82 August 1, 2024
mugGet the Internet talmudistmug.

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