Professional Pocket Watcher

A person who is obsessed with and spends the majority of their life knowing more about what's inside someone's elses pockets more than what's in their own pockets or own life. Usually a hater, they make rampant HR violations at work by talking about everyone else's take home salary openly in the office. They are so busy watching others they have no value in their own career, job, or life as all their time is spent watching others instead of actually developing their own skills and abilities, thus making them easily replaceable.

Man did you see Erik at work today? He's a true professional Pocket Watcher and should take part in the World Olympics Pocket Watching division. I am sure he would win.

Though Edward hated pocket watchers growing up in the south, he become a Professional Pocket Watcher himself over the years when he knew how much money all his neighbors paid for rent , how much was in their bank account, when their checks hit every month, and how long they've lived at the building.

by GO DJ HaKa July 7, 2023

nigga hot pocket

when a guy shoves a basketball into a girls vagina, steals her handbag, loses custody of his child, and then gets shot by the police

daquavius gave lamonda a nigga hot pocket
rip he died a good death

by anonymous October 7, 2023

Carolina Hot Pocket

Opening someones sofa sleeper, pooping on it and then putting it back into the sofa position.

I was exhausted and ready for bed. I pulled out the hide a bed and someone had left a Carolina Hot Pocket in it. I closed it back up and slept on the floor. I'm sick of Grandma's pranks.

by Blaqkjak December 30, 2020

Back pocket friend

A friend who is not exactly an acquaintance, but, will never be the first hand option to hang out with, invite to social events or chat.

"Did you invite Sarah to go to the mall with us tomorrow?"
"Nah, she's just a back pocket friend, she's not fun to hang out with"

by Askrankira March 7, 2021

Midwest Hot Pocket

This is a seasonal event that typically occurs in late summer during county/state fairs, rodeos, etc. Two dudes hook up in a Porta Potty and start scissoring each other and then they shit in each other's anuses.

Two dudes waiting in line at the Porta potties...
Dude #1: I like your cowboy hat bro!
Dude #2: Thanks man! I love your boots!
Dude #1: Hey, a Porta potty just came open, want to share?
Dude #2: Sure bro, the cozier the better!
Dude #1: I like you schlong!
Dude #2: I like your anus! Let's scissor!
Dude #1: OOOOOHHH
Dude #2:: AAAHHHH! Time for the Midwest Hot Pocket!
Dude #1: Shit inside me bitch!
Dude #2: Oh I am you twink! I am going to drop some milk duds in you.
Dude #1: I am going to blast you with the old favorite, the Baby Ruth, you worthless trash!

by Chunkyblue August 14, 2022

Hollywood Hot-Pocket

Celebrity Spousal Revenge Pooping ; celebrities intentionally defecating in a marital bed in retaliation to their significant other.

In her anger, Amber Heard left her husband Johnny a Hollywood Hot-Pocket

by Dr Johnny Fever April 22, 2022

break my pockets

how someone would react when the price of something turns out to be way more than you anticipated.

Dude 1- Damn they clean, much they cost?

Dude 2- Yeah bro, you can have these kicks for $285.

Dude 1- You crazy? You tryna break my pockets? I ain’t got money like that!

by i ain’t got no bread May 13, 2021