the spookiest threat
by fuck off m8 ya scrub July 12, 2018
It's when someone is coming on to you, that does not currently, nor ever will have a shred of a chance.
Guy/Girl: Your so Handsome/Pretty...
Response: Well I'll have you know, that I'm HIV positive, and allergic to latex...
Response: Well I'll have you know, that I'm HIV positive, and allergic to latex...
by 69hysteria87 October 10, 2019
Anytime one person says something silly or dumb that everyone around them knows to be true or fact about the person talking.
Senario 1:
Me: Man I'm sleepy.
You: Your always sleepy.
Me: I'm going to have to give you a duh on that!
Me: Man I'm sleepy.
You: Your always sleepy.
Me: I'm going to have to give you a duh on that!
by Evilness666 October 06, 2005
At Michigan Center my high school like thats all ppl say. Some guy from IN wrote it on our rock and now its all over school. It's a famous person
by Missy July 01, 2004
I'm Your Dirty Little Vegetable
by MickeyMouseeeee October 08, 2019
Quite possibly the best song ever, by the rap group The Casual Sax & the Saxual Revolution on the album The Blow Sven Theory. The Casual Sax consists of Sven Barth and Induce Are, and the song features Frontz Sinatra.
I talk a lot of things
I've seen a lot of stuff
But what I really want to do is finger bang your fucking muff
I wanna dig my finger out and put it in your mouth
I get you so wet you flood the goddamn house
You think I'm talkin' dirty
But when you start to jerk me
All I do is make sure you ain't got the herpes
But it's ok babe
You know I got 'em too
I get you so excited that you can't control your poo
Girl I got this big ol' boner and I know you are a groaner
and yo momma's name is moaner she can get down if she wanna
We can watch some movie eat some popcorn
Girl I got porn in a bag in the backseat of my dots-on
Girl I don't care if you wanna pull your hair
I'm a freak in the sheets even eat yo underwear
I wanna squirt up in that skirt
Got that thang that you can jerk
Girl I'm down with 8 sheas if you want to make it work
I got a handlebar mustache
Promise not to bust fast
If I ride it from behind my balls are gonna touch ass
Please don't be no snooty whore
I'll pee up in your booty hole
Assassinate an ass
Yes it's kinda like my duty-o
Your room mate is a cutie-o
I met her at the studio
I feed her plenty roofies then I kicked her in the cooty-hole
You don't know where the hell I've been
My balls are full of melon in and then hacky sack her with my weiner
Go ahead and tell a friend
Baby I'm Black (From the Waist Down)
Got a dong
And I wanna
Lay it on ya
I've seen a lot of stuff
But what I really want to do is finger bang your fucking muff
I wanna dig my finger out and put it in your mouth
I get you so wet you flood the goddamn house
You think I'm talkin' dirty
But when you start to jerk me
All I do is make sure you ain't got the herpes
But it's ok babe
You know I got 'em too
I get you so excited that you can't control your poo
Girl I got this big ol' boner and I know you are a groaner
and yo momma's name is moaner she can get down if she wanna
We can watch some movie eat some popcorn
Girl I got porn in a bag in the backseat of my dots-on
Girl I don't care if you wanna pull your hair
I'm a freak in the sheets even eat yo underwear
I wanna squirt up in that skirt
Got that thang that you can jerk
Girl I'm down with 8 sheas if you want to make it work
I got a handlebar mustache
Promise not to bust fast
If I ride it from behind my balls are gonna touch ass
Please don't be no snooty whore
I'll pee up in your booty hole
Assassinate an ass
Yes it's kinda like my duty-o
Your room mate is a cutie-o
I met her at the studio
I feed her plenty roofies then I kicked her in the cooty-hole
You don't know where the hell I've been
My balls are full of melon in and then hacky sack her with my weiner
Go ahead and tell a friend
Baby I'm Black (From the Waist Down)
Got a dong
And I wanna
Lay it on ya
by man oh mann October 08, 2009
Jon: Ramble Ramble Ramble, screw you guys, I'm going home.
Tal: Jon, I'm going to phalanx you Macedonian style.
Teacher: I'm not sure whether to send you to the principles office or give you commendation.
Tal: Jon, I'm going to phalanx you Macedonian style.
Teacher: I'm not sure whether to send you to the principles office or give you commendation.
by TDMORGAN October 22, 2015