brain housing group

What a U.S. Marine calls his head, also known as a grape or a jar head

Now, I want you to store this in your little brain housing group...This is my rifle, this is my gun...This is for fighting and this is for fun.

by C_Dog23 April 27, 2006

Baptist In The Church House

To Be used like Sugar Honey Iced Tea, when you can not openly curse Baptist In The Church House means Bitch.

That Baptist In The Church House still hasn't payed me all my money.

by Professorlacy July 15, 2010

Council House Passport

The delightful act of having a kid with the single purpose of getting a nice new council pad.

"glen and his lass are sorted now they have a Council House Passport on the way..."

by betamax February 16, 2006

House of Five Leaves

A really good Seinen anime by Natsume Ono. The animation is really unique and is very detailed. It's really beautiful. There's a tiny bit of blood, but it's not gruesome. There isn't any nudity either. There are twelve episodes and eight manga books. They have all of the episodes on Hulu. It's a story about Akitsu Masanosuke, a shy and nervous, yet skilled extremely Samurai. He often gets fired from his jobs, and so Masa tries looking for a new job. He passes by Yaichi, the leader of a group calling itself "The Five Leaves". Yaichi meets Masa, so he hires him as a bodyguard. The group kidnaps business' heirs and make them pay ransom money. That's where Masa meets Otake, Umenzou, and Matsukichi, three more members of the group. With difficulties, Akitsu eventually becomes part of the The Five Leaves.

Even though I'm a girl, I thought House of Five Leaves was nice.

by I<3Sgt.Frog November 20, 2010

Trap house Model

A chick taking sexy pictures in her mirror around a room full of filth in the background reflection. Extra points if there is an unattended baby on an unfitted bed held up with milk crates.

Man 1: "Man, that bitch is fine as hell!!!"
Man 2: "Yeah, but she needs to put down that glitter-encrusted iPhone and pick up a broom to clean that pigsty"
Man 3: "She ain't nuttin but a trap house model."

Man 1: "I'd still fuck her..."

by Sobernic82 April 10, 2013

Laws of the House of God

A set of hospital rules/truths from Samuel Shem's book, "The House of God". I. Gomers don't die. II. Gomers go to ground. III. At a cardiac arrest, the first procedure is to take your own pulse. IV. The patient is the one with the disease. V. Placement comes first. VI. There is no body cavity that cannot be reached with a #14 needle and a good strong arm. VII. Age + BUN = Lasix dose. VIII. They can always hurt you more. IX. The only good admission is a dead admission. X. If you don't take a temperature, you can't find a fever. XI. Show me a medical student who only triples my work and I will kiss his feet. XII. If the radiology resident and the medical student both see a lesion on the chest x-ray, there can be no lesion there. XIII. The delivery of medical care is to do as much nothing as possible. See also: gomer.

I thought my internal medicine internship had gotten me depressed, but after reading the Laws of the House of God, I'm downright suicidal.

by Dr. Joe August 10, 2004

Epileptic Whore House

The "whore house" is a place where men go to have sex with prostitutes who suffer from epilepsy, and its bright flashing lights cause prostitutes to have uncontrollable seizures, thereby enhancing male pleasure. Sometimes, the house has special deals that include a "two for one".

While in a police station to meet his client, Saul, a lawyer, is approached by a snotty DEA agent named Hank. Hank exclaims that Saul's client has worse acting than an Epileptic Whore House, Saul responds with "Is that like the one your mom works at? Uh, is she still offering the two-for-one discount?"

by Lalo Salamanca July 20, 2022