Dude look at that mini weiner dog horse taking a shit! Yeah dude that's one gnarly mini weiner dog horse apple!
by Wampa_one1 September 24, 2009
Get the mini weiner dog horse mug.A common idiom from 18th century Britain, first coined by Sir John Walters in reference to his ex-lover Caroline Milcke. The original phrasing, “place thy hand on a horse, and be victorious in the divorce.” This obscure idiom was adopted by 19th century romantics and its popularity grew exponentially. As of the early 20th century, the phrase was adapted to its current wording by Elizabeth Williams.
by Lissylooe January 3, 2020
Get the If you touch a horse, you win the divorce! mug.A capitalization error, the difference between "Help your Uncle Jack off a horse" and "help your uncle jack off a horse"
Cowboy 1: Hey, partner! Go help your uncle jack off a horse!
Cowboy 2: How many times do I have to tell you, it's "help your Uncle Jack off a horse!
Cowboy 1: Oh, sorry for making that homosexual grammar error!
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Cowboy 1: Oh, sorry for making that homosexual grammar error!
by TehEndieMC December 14, 2014
Get the help your uncle jack off a horse mug.A phrase originally used in The Office which means to follow someone who isn't going anywhere or has no potential.
by Hrvatska Ned December 14, 2014
Get the I hitched my wagon to a horse with no legs mug."well fuck you and the horse you rode in on!"
most often pronouns are used when the subject is not actually present
"well fuck her and the horse she rode in on!"
most often pronouns are used when the subject is not actually present
"well fuck her and the horse she rode in on!"
by r titus September 29, 2006
Get the well fuck you and the horse you rode in on mug.A website with no further intention than to provide you a place to enjoy wonderful horse pop (or lemonade). Byfar the single most amazing flash video ever created.
Look at my horse; my horse is amazing.
Give it a lick.
“MMMmm! It tastes just like raisins!”
Have a stroke of it’s mane,
it turns into a plane,
and then it turns back again when you tug on it’s winky.
“Oooo that’s dirty!”
Do you think so?
Well I better not show you where the lemonade is made -
Sweet lemonade, mmmm sweet lemonade.
Sweet lemonade, yeah sweet lemonade.
Get on my horse I’ll take you ’round the universe -
and all the other places, too.
“I think you’ll find that the universe pretty much covers everything.”
Shut up woman, get on my horse.
Give it a lick.
“MMMmm! It tastes just like raisins!”
Have a stroke of it’s mane,
it turns into a plane,
and then it turns back again when you tug on it’s winky.
“Oooo that’s dirty!”
Do you think so?
Well I better not show you where the lemonade is made -
Sweet lemonade, mmmm sweet lemonade.
Sweet lemonade, yeah sweet lemonade.
Get on my horse I’ll take you ’round the universe -
and all the other places, too.
“I think you’ll find that the universe pretty much covers everything.”
Shut up woman, get on my horse.
by zfrantz December 3, 2009
Get the Shut up woman, get on my horse. mug.by HighDefSmitty December 16, 2007
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