Golden corral chocolate fountain

1 man Hot Carl. Self Hot Carl.

I gave my self a golden corral chocolate fountain because I had nothing better to do

by Peter Big June 12, 2024

Golden Rectangle

When a physically fit male has a toned back consisting of broad shoulders, a trim waist, prominent shoulder blades, and an overall sleek shape. In mathematics, a golden rectangle follows the "golden ratio". This ratio makes the rectangle appear more perfect and symmetrical to the human eye. Henceforth, the name of a sexy male back is a golden rectangle because it's the most attractive shape.

I was at Olive Garden checking out a cute waiter when he turned around. Perfect golden rectangle! My palms got all sweaty and I flashed him a smile.

by Hinwer May 18, 2014

Golden Feast

When you’re eating out a girl and she pees on you.

Last night I was going down on my girlfriend and she gave me a golden feast.

by Peeguy67 October 25, 2024

Golden Curvy Flute

A Golden Curvy Flute is just a French Horn but flute version

Y’know how your instrument says how straight you are? Yeah, that’s why I went from Flute to Golden Curvy flute

by Carbonated.moth February 29, 2020

golden ram

Punching a full bladder from the anus

John really wanted to water his lawn so I gave him a golden ram.

by Ramsphere July 4, 2017

Golden Portal

Urinating into ones anus.

"Dude, I gave her a golden portal"

by wifepop September 11, 2021

Golden fucking neutral

When you mediate two feelings or actions to achieve a third effect that is greater than the sum of it's parts. For instance, having a coffee and a zyn, or having a shitty monday morning hungover and having a lunchtime beer. Then you get golden fucking neutral.

Christ, that 2cb made me tweak, but the buckfast has got me golden fucking neutral baby.

by Cheekygeezer333 August 6, 2025