The man/women/demon that always manages to obliterate all porcelain devices he/she/they lay eyes on.
by Texasboontampa April 3, 2020

When your turds fly out of you ass with such velocity that they curl around your sphincter and break off, creating a bowl full of small brown cheetoh-like turds.
by TylerR55 June 16, 2024

A nature-dump (natural dump) is the term that refers to the act of producing fecal matter in a relaxed, natural manner. Nature-dumps often take longer than normal dumps.
Benjamin had an extra long break today so he decided to take his time in the restroom and take a nature-dump.
by John Rechtman September 24, 2015

A white woman whom you thought was attractive, but have come to realize she’s not as attractive as you once thought.
by Jason_banana June 23, 2025

A shit so big it made u have a seizure or if someone walked by, why that mother fucker sitting down doing the crump. Aka krump cripple dump.
Oh man, I thought my legs would never wake up after they fell asleep. What u mean man? I had the biggest krump dump this morning.
by Spaz and peezy June 30, 2023

Cum dumps are extremely passive and prefer to think of themselves as objects, made for men to deposit their loads into. They find joy in knowing that their holes are made useful for the many men that they serve, and will happily let men fuck their ass and throat until their deposit has been made.
A cum dump has no preference as to which hole is used to deposit a load, and is motivated by their utility to men. The more they serve the better they feel.
A cum dump prefers loads to be deposited inside them, but expects – like a city dump – that there will be a lot of loads that are carelessly deposited anywhere on them.
Cum dumps don’t really do anything, merely providing holes for men to use, being useless for much else.
A cum dump has no preference as to which hole is used to deposit a load, and is motivated by their utility to men. The more they serve the better they feel.
A cum dump prefers loads to be deposited inside them, but expects – like a city dump – that there will be a lot of loads that are carelessly deposited anywhere on them.
Cum dumps don’t really do anything, merely providing holes for men to use, being useless for much else.
Stevie: "Dude did you see what Hayden did last night? Just starfished all night, while everyone fucked the hell outta him. At one stage his ass was DP'd and someone else was waaaay down his throat. And he just laid there all limp and shit.
Jake: "Yeah Hayden's a fucking cum dump man - useless fucking cum dump"
Jake: "Yeah Hayden's a fucking cum dump man - useless fucking cum dump"
by Jay-1001 January 31, 2025

To give or receive a large amount of personal porn at once; to dump all your sexual media onto a person during while sexting
by Colorfulgiraffe August 5, 2023
