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Douch triangle

A douch bag and a triangle body in one, who likes to cheat and flirt with other girls and isn't loyal
Speaker 1: ugh Jason is such a douch triangle

Speaker 2: yeah I know man
by Ha.ha. iced tea. Ha.ha September 4, 2019
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cart douche

A douche who doesn't return a shopping cart, leaving it out to hit other people's cars.
J: Max, don't be such a cart douche and just put your cart away.
M: I'm a child.
by MaxIsADouche January 13, 2014
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slurpin douche

the act of inhaling a douche through ones mouth followed by exhaling through the nostrils.
by bryce wayne May 25, 2011
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Sailor's Douche

When one washes off their genitals in a sink between sex partners due to not having time to take a shower between dates.
Bryan had a sailor's douche after porking Brenda because he didn't have time to take a shower before his date with Amber.
by Uncle Capitan August 21, 2013
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Ass douche

Simply put.... an enema.
Person 1: hey dude. You got some crazy swamp ass.You be smellin ripe bro. Maybe you should head out to the drug store and pick up an ass douche.
Person 2: ass douche?
Person 1: yeah man, you know, an enema
Person 2: damn dawg I didn't realize my ass be stankin like dat. Guess I better head out and get me an ass douche.
Person 1: yeah bro, you need it.
Person 2: can you help me with it after I get it?
Person 1: 🤢
by Sooneynoowippybippyskrippyscre February 9, 2019
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douche b

My friend Manny is such a douche b!!!
by Douchebcreator February 25, 2018
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Douche Baggins

A nerd that just so happens to be a professional in douche baggery
Nerd: Sup girl wanna suck on my lightsaber

Girl: Omg leave me alone Douche Baggins
by NiggerMcDicker69 January 14, 2015
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