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Christian

A funny guy that bets people he will make roller coasters! He has a really weird ringtone
1. I called Christian

2. *No answer*
3. Hi if your trying to call Christian u have the wrong number
by Hockey_Funny_True June 1, 2020
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Christian Sammie Dawes

Someone sexy who is, intelligent and super ambitious.
“He was such a Christian Sammie Dawes”
by cracker7777 April 1, 2024
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Christian

Christian is the type of person to always lie how big that fella is down there.
Woah Christian!Its smaller than i thought
by ilikebirds346 November 24, 2023
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Christian Hoe

A individual who goes through many different relationships with multiple individuals over a short span of time, but doesn’t engage in any activities of a sexual nature with them, therefore maintaining their purity.
Jimmy is such a christian hoe — he’s dated so many different girls but never does anything with them.
by yammerstudios March 13, 2021
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christian

when somebody gay, there name is probably christian!
by harimlolololol123 December 22, 2024
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Christian

Christian is the name of a vey sweet boy who at first appears gentle and loving. He will make you feel loved and seen, even the parts you didn't want to be seen. His love comes off as so genuine you open up and allow yourself to be vulnerable to Christian, but later rather than sooner, he betrays, lies, and manipulates you, he hurts you in every emotional way possible and makes you doubt if he ever really loved you at all. The worst thing about Christian is he does not hold himself accountable to any of his actions, but at the same time thinks the world revolves around and his petty nature.
You see that guy over there? Oh yeah, Christian? He resembles a marine creature.
by Azzari February 1, 2022
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Christian

A big booty DILF Daddy who dominates a bitch with a 9 inch dick. Usually does sports and is naturally athletic with the advantage of his third leg. If you go out with a guy named Christian, BACKS WILL BE BROKEN
Christian is BIG
by JayCuttler November 16, 2021
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