Goddamnit Christian, why did you make me do this…
by Onionbunyun February 23, 2022
Get the Christianmug. christian is this hot guy and he makes eye contact with you 24/7. you hope he likes you but your not for sure. he lives on a dairy farm but he’s not a farmer kid at all. he’s really hot.
by anonymous March 11, 2023
Get the christianmug. christian is a nice,kind,cute, and shy sometimes he will always be there for you no matter what and will never cheat on you helps you through life's problems and would sacrifice himself for you even if you push him away he will always help you he's a goof ball mostly and makes a lot of mistakes will always have big dreams and never give up loves video games loves cuddles and is pure he could have low self esteem at the time and won't let you know just to keep you happy also is a little protective and will stand up for you
random person: christian's girl sucks she's so ugly
christian: *grabs shirt collar* now listen here don't talk about my girl or i'ma knock you out.
random person: OK OK just don't hurt me.
christian: *grabs shirt collar* now listen here don't talk about my girl or i'ma knock you out.
random person: OK OK just don't hurt me.
by lucifer 33442 May 7, 2019
Get the christianmug. Two individuals who knew one another for quite a while but only recently fell for one another. After feelings bloomed and these two people began spending most of their time together, they constantly kept rewriting the definition of their love. Eva the kind and adventurous soul met by Christian the charismatic and gentle being. These individuals were made for one another and no one could ever say otherwise. Fate isn't always on your side but for these two, destiny has their love story set in stone. I love you. <3
by Chazard04 December 29, 2023
Get the Eva and Christianmug. by HELPMECCAISSOBAD February 25, 2025
Get the Christian-Central-Academymug. by Ed money April 9, 2023
Get the Christian prom picturesmug. The greatest U.S. national team player in history who has the distinction of being labeled a foreign terrorist in Mexico for destroying their little national team every single game
Are you even surprised Christian Pulisic scored yet another game-winning golazo against Pexico? It's just too common now.
by ENoscatt January 6, 2024
Get the Christian Pulisicmug.