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Helping the Brother-in-Law

The ultimate excuse used to bail on social commitments, especially when the truth is as plain as the night sky. It's the go-to cover story for ditching your friends, particularly for occasions that require your presence, like a best friend's birthday bash.

A modern-day Cinderella story with a twist: instead of turning into a pumpkin, one mysteriously vanishes to "assist the brother-in-law" and magically ends up in the Land of Nod. Known for its effectiveness in evoking both disbelief and laughter among friends, who are well aware of the impending slumber party for one.
"Dude, did you hear? Gia pulled a 'Helping the Brother-in-Law' on us last night and missed the entire party. We found him snoring on Discord, playing Apex Legends."
by gialosbordeli March 5, 2024
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Panini Brothers

When you have sex with identical twin sisters on the same night, in the same bed.
You banged her twin last night? We’re panini brothers!
by Kalesalad April 27, 2021
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Wyatts Brother(s)

The hottest daddies in the world... Right below Wyatt.
Wyatts Brother(s) the hottest men in the damn world
by anonymous October 5, 2022
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Tongue brother

Me and my tongue brother are meeting up this weekend, wanna join?
by Tonguebrothersunite October 6, 2025
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peanut butter brother's

Two gay men eating peanut butter out of each other's ass
Mike was eating peanut butter out of John's ass. Peanut butter brother's
by Slayer of life January 9, 2023
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your brother an other

it says your brother is a girl and wants to be a bitch
kyle: ur mom gay lol
harry: nigga your brother an other
a sonic boom wave pulsates from Harrys throat as it blows kyle into the depths of hell and beyond kyle begs for his life the devil dosent listen
by willo698 May 11, 2018
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Brother Time

When you ditch hanging out with your friends to play video games and do sexy time with your family
Is zabs coming out tonight? No he is having brother time
by Peoplemover69 December 14, 2024
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