A male version of a blue waffle, but unlike women men with this condition love to show their blue banana to everyone.
Joe:"do you want to see my blue banana?"
Isaac:"no just shove it up my ass!"
Joe did not know that Isaac was a homo, but he still proceeded to shove his blue banana in Isaac's anus.
Isaac:"no just shove it up my ass!"
Joe did not know that Isaac was a homo, but he still proceeded to shove his blue banana in Isaac's anus.
by loris van crisp April 19, 2014
Get the Blue Banana mug.v. Originally terming from the blue screen of death, blue screening refers to when you're on the verge of collapse, either from
1. Sleep deprivation or
2. Extreme exhaustion, usually post-coital.
1. Sleep deprivation or
2. Extreme exhaustion, usually post-coital.
1. "Okay, this LAN has gone on for days. I've gotta take a break and blue screen. Catch you in a few hours."
2. "Aww... it's so cute when I wear guys out enough that they blue screen right after sex!"
2. "Aww... it's so cute when I wear guys out enough that they blue screen right after sex!"
by Corvidae January 23, 2004
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When someone accomplishes a difficult task that may be considered extremely or mildly grotesque, and is compared to the vaginal disease 'Blue Waffle'.
When someone accomplishes a difficult task that may be considered extremely or mildly grotesque, and is compared to the vaginal disease 'Blue Waffle'.
Tessa: What... what did you do to his ankle?
Tyler: Oh, you mean why it looks all fucked up? I blue waffle'd that shit.
Tessa: ...Ew.
Tyler: Oh, you mean why it looks all fucked up? I blue waffle'd that shit.
Tessa: ...Ew.
by DefectCriminal January 13, 2011
Get the Blue Waffle mug.A person, usually a woman, hailing from the Northeast United States who carries herself with class and dignity - as opposed to Southeastern Red Neck women who more often than not present themselves as trashy, uneducated and whorish.
"Becky understands what boundaries are and never lets herself come off as trashy or uneducated, she makes me proud to a Blue Neck!"
"I wouldn't be caught dead flirting with another woman's husband over the internet! I'm a Blue Neck!"
"I wouldn't be caught dead flirting with another woman's husband over the internet! I'm a Blue Neck!"
by Vixxxxie January 12, 2010
Get the Blue Neck mug.Nerdy girl who doesn't bother with fashion or hair styling and make up, sometimes to the point of childish lack of dress sense.
Originates in the 18th century where the 'blue' wool stockings were casual, laid back options as opposed to expensive silk ones in ever-changing fashions. The 'blue stockings' were scholarly women who were too busy engaged in improving their minds to worry about constantly updating their wardrobes.
Like 'nerd' and 'boffin' this term is a social stereotype for what is actually a trait of Asperger's Syndrome/autism: the lack of awareness of social cues and trends such as fashion, the desire for comfortable dress and just finding studying more interesting than expensive dress.
Originates in the 18th century where the 'blue' wool stockings were casual, laid back options as opposed to expensive silk ones in ever-changing fashions. The 'blue stockings' were scholarly women who were too busy engaged in improving their minds to worry about constantly updating their wardrobes.
Like 'nerd' and 'boffin' this term is a social stereotype for what is actually a trait of Asperger's Syndrome/autism: the lack of awareness of social cues and trends such as fashion, the desire for comfortable dress and just finding studying more interesting than expensive dress.
Lol look at that girl who only wears jeans and geek tees or shirts, doesn't do her hair or nails or make up or know designer fashions, what a blue stocking.
A woman doesn't become a blue stocking until there's no chance of men being interested in her legs...
A woman doesn't become a blue stocking until there's no chance of men being interested in her legs...
by Mozzie89 December 21, 2010
Get the Blue stocking mug.A person of particular annoyance who seeks out the best opportunities to piss people off. Someone who hides or hangs back during a hectic situation only to jump in at the last minute and attain some glory without any real effort. Someone who frustrates others until they're blue in the face or holds back until they themselves are blue in the face before using minimal effort and attaining maximum payoff. As if they spike themselves into the situation.
"Clinton never does anything around here until it's easy to finish the job."
"Yeah, he just sits back like a blue kirby and watches the others do all the work."
"Yeah, he just sits back like a blue kirby and watches the others do all the work."
by Grizzly PKT NCSU March 12, 2009
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