Jacob

A stupid bitch-ass person. Someone who suffers from a lack of bitches and father figures.

Person 1: Did you meet the new kid?

Person 2: Jacob? Yeah. They're so ugly.

by 28Avocados February 3, 2023

Jacob Boast

Jacob Boast is the definition of a perfect man, with the most perfect blue eyes, a heart of gold and all the ladies must be chasing after him.

"I met the perfect man today, Jacob Boast"

by Alc21296 September 26, 2019

Julia Jacob

Within the vast tapestry of humanity, a seemingly unremarkable soul resides, bearing neither extraordinary gifts nor striking countenance. At times, their demeanor may be marred by unkindness or impatience. Devoid of distinctive allure, their presence drifts across the landscape of life like a solitary wanderer, inviting neither deep inquiry nor warm embrace. Thank you for your discernment....LOVES MEMES

Omg she is such a Julia Jacob

by ehe te nandayo December 14, 2023

Jacob Masters

A gay boy :)

Jacob masters, didn’t he hide his Minecraft cats in the wall?

by sarahpacito December 10, 2019

Kale Jacobs

The alter-ego of Karl Jacobs

Oh hey look its Kale Jacobs

by Imasimp13 October 27, 2020

Jacob

An absolute masculine beast that works harder than anyone for what they want. Is such a huge fucking flame filled boulder of a man that if he took five shots of test it would make him less of one.

“Look bro he’s benching 405x20 and he’s got 3 girls with him and drives a gtr nismo”
“He’s such a fucking Jacob”

by exceptionul February 5, 2023

Jacob

The man whoriest man whore who ever man whored

Jacob is one real man whore alright

by Laneybears September 17, 2019