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cum dump

Cum dumps are extremely passive and prefer to think of themselves as objects, made for men to deposit their loads into. They find joy in knowing that their holes are made useful for the many men that they serve, and will happily let men fuck their ass and throat until their deposit has been made.

A cum dump has no preference as to which hole is used to deposit a load, and is motivated by their utility to men. The more they serve the better they feel.

A cum dump prefers loads to be deposited inside them, but expects – like a city dump – that there will be a lot of loads that are carelessly deposited anywhere on them.

Cum dumps don’t really do anything, merely providing holes for men to use, being useless for much else.
Stevie: "Dude did you see what Hayden did last night? Just starfished all night, while everyone fucked the hell outta him. At one stage his ass was DP'd and someone else was waaaay down his throat. And he just laid there all limp and shit.

Jake: "Yeah Hayden's a fucking cum dump man - useless fucking cum dump"
by Jay-1001 January 31, 2025
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nose dump

When you blow out so much snot out of your nose, it's comparable to taking a shit from your nose.
Now that I took a nose dump, my sinuses are clear as can be!
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media dump

To give or receive a large amount of personal porn at once; to dump all your sexual media onto a person during while sexting
I want you to media dump me babe
by Colorfulgiraffe August 5, 2023
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Mag dump

When you creampie a girl and right after you nut you scream “COVER ME RELOADING”
I’m going to nut (insert girl name) , COVER ME IM RELOADING! Sorry (insert girl name) I just mag dumped you
by HumphreyBunz November 11, 2025
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discord dumped

When you dump someone you are dating over discord
Lmao Calvin just got discord dumped
by JustMadeDiscordDumpedAWord April 20, 2019
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Foggy Dump

When you go to a bathroom to take a shit and vape/juul simultaneously
Could I go to the bathroom to take a foggy dump?
by Beef McChill November 9, 2018
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Vanilla dump

A white woman whom you thought was attractive, but have come to realize she’s not as attractive as you once thought.
“Damn Inwas into this chick, but she turned out to be a vanilla dump.
by Jason_banana June 23, 2025
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