Uncle Finger

A game your uncle plays with you as a child when you sit on his lap and a mysterious finger enters your butthole but his hands are over your eyes.
"Dude I played Uncle Finger last night and something was totally there, it was so trippy."
by KleverJester October 10, 2018
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Criss Cross Uncle Sauce

While you're on top of the female, your uncle comes and puts his penis in the females mouth with his butt facing the other guy. The other guy then shoots his semen onto the uncle's butt-hole and lets the nut drip onto the face of the female.
Last night, I was doing a Criss Cross Uncle Sauce with Kevin and his uncle.
by Hippity-Hopperty-Youre-My-Prop February 28, 2020
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Uncle Ben

What my nephew/nephews/niece/nieces is/are gonna call me because my name is Benjamin.
I, Benjamin, am going to have a nephew/niece, probably more. I'm going to be called Uncle Ben
by the random. October 30, 2021
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Uncle Ben (Byn)

This is when you Boof a Zyn pouch.
Hey Bro.. I got a few extra Zyn's on me.... wanna go full Uncle Ben (Byn) on the way to eat at Panda Express?
by pandadaddy December 14, 2023
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phat uncled

The moment you realize your surrounded by a bunch of fat middle aged men trying to be cool.
1. I just got phat uncled in the hot tub

2. As soon as Emma Walked is she was phat uncled by Ron, Brian and Denise. 😂😂
by messy bun October 13, 2017
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The peak of all insults, 20 times more effective than Ur Grandpap a Trap and Ur Granny Tranny.
"Ur Mom Gay"

"Ur Dad Lesbian"

"Ur Granny Tranny"

"Ur Grandpap a Trap"

"Ur Uncle Normie Non Conformie"...

A new universe is created and we surpass alien life.
by Woxie March 14, 2018
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Uncle Grandpa

When your Step-Grandpa has an affair with your biological aunty, then marries her. Technically not insest, but still immoral.
He used to be my Grandpa by marriage (step) but had an affair with my aunty, so grandma kicked him out and he married aunty. He used to be grandpa, but now he is my uncle ... my uncle grandpa
by anon-nz August 10, 2019
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