Titty whipped

When someone replies with what to deny your question without being held responsible for such action

Me: Give me your credit card number

Them: what

Me: did I just get titty whipped ?

by Someonesfunnierthanme October 29, 2019

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Whip-Jacked

Getting punched in the face so hard, that you get whiplash.

“Bro, David got into a fight yesterday!”
“Yeah I know, I heard he got Whip-Jacked and passed the fuck out!”

by Charlie The Moth Man January 19, 2023

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Pursey Whip.

Pursey Whip: Purse-c-whip: In wich a male masterbates and expells the goo on his face.

Pursey Whip:I was sitting in front of my computer, when I said no one gets this load but me, all over my face and thats when I said Pursey Whip.

by assshit999000 May 07, 2011

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Whipped Topping

The act of jerking off on the toilet while taking a shit so that you cum on a fresh turd cake.

Friend: Are you taking a shit?

You: I was why?

Friend: Well what are you doing now, jerking off?
You: Yeah that's exactly what I'm doing.

Friend: Seriously?

You: Yeah it's called a whipped topping

Don't flush until you've hit it with the whipped topping.

by Random acts of weirdness August 12, 2024

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