medal porn

pictures and video of athletes using the olympic medal to perform fake explicit acts at a party with hot women.

have you seen that medal porn on the internet?

Yea its hot

by ScratchAndBurn February 21, 2010

Bar Porn

Aggressive make-out sessions in a venue serving alcohol. Most appropriately this term is used in a bar or pub that is at capacity and in which the partakers in 'bar-porn' are highly visible and often made into a spectacle.

Not to be outdone by Smashley's display of bar porn, Jen engaged Jim, turning the already vulgar display of bar porn into a rampant, alcohol-fueled bar orgy.

by D-Fresh_Muschomp December 20, 2010

ween porn

Pornography for a heterosexual female audience.

We feminists were on a quest for ween porn in Vegas! None of that gay shit, thank you. We want to see some penis!

by LBo979 November 3, 2010

Whose porn is it?

A phrase commonly used to inquire about the ownership of a particular work of pornography.

Guy #1: Whose porn is it?
Guy #2: Hey, that's my flash drive!

by Drunken Russian November 15, 2013

dictionary porn

When you go on Urban Dictionary.

I comitted Dictionary Porn this morning.

by Llanfair December 25, 2016

Porn desk

Desk where one's computer screen is not overlooked by anyone, permitting the viewing of porn in the office.

e.g. in a corner or backed up to a wall.

Since the office move, Richard has a porn desk. His eyesight is suffering from all the danger wanking

by Posh John July 3, 2017

Lizard porn

When you want to watch small dick porn with a twist for some strange reason

Mark:Hey yesterday I watched some lizard porn

Jack: that's fucking weird bro

by Tumblyavocado June 21, 2016