Road Head

Ya know… when you’re driving down the road and you’re gettin’ brain.

Man, Cindy gave me some road head in my mom’s Chevy Impala.

by SensualSquid June 6, 2021

Road Blumpkin

When receiving a blowie while driving you shit your pants.

I was shitting my pants down I-75..... And she was like,"babe, do you want a road blumpkin?!

by Broken teapot June 11, 2021

hump in the road

Hump in the road is a sex position where the women lay on her stomach and the man will be on top of her

Hi honey, get ready tonight because you will be a hump in the road.

by Hades98 June 14, 2021

Road Captain's Favour

The promise of oral sex while driving, as repayment for money or favours previously provided.
The promise usually goes unfulfilled, as does the person who is owed.

Bawwy: "Just give me the money. I'll owe you a Road Captain's Favour"
Pez: "Fine, I'll give you the money."

by thegoatofwisdom June 17, 2021

Road-lint

Traffic police. Particularly motorcycle cops see: white-elephant. Thus named because they appear out of nowhere and mess up your shit.

I just busted a platinum highchair down the highway, and now I've got road lint on my arse.

by Machiavelli Cheddars August 12, 2004

road rules

Just stay out of my fucking way.

The Humungous of the Wasteland should have followed the road rules while chasing Mad Max.

by jam July 9, 2003

road rules

Some things you don't have to obey...

Road rules? What are those?

by Your father July 12, 2003