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straw therapy

My stomach hurts, I might not go to school
Yeah just do some straw therapy
by Fat kisser February 25, 2020
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Strawface

A person with so much Botox you could poke them with a straw and they wouldn't feel it. Old most of the time
by y u bully me March 20, 2020
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Strawpuppet

A stawpuppet (short for strawman sockpuppet) is a false flag psuedonym created by a troll to make a group or point of view seem foolish or dumb.

Basically, the troll pretends to be his own enemy (see schizophrenia) - making all kinds of ridiculous statements under - to make themselves seem more reasonable.

It is a very important part of outrage culture.
"haha did u see this dumb tweet by this crazy feminazi? sjws and lefties are so dumb"

"Hmm, do not draw any conclusions just yet my friend, that statement might have been made by a strawpuppet to mislead you!"
by Wellom May 9, 2020
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Straw Girl Summer

It is like home. Like a fresh breath of air. Like reuniting with an old friend. But its nothing like the scent of rain. It is straw girl summer. Not hot girl summer, straw girl summer. Also, get your HPV shot. Love you.
Yo son, stop twiddlin your fiddle, its straw girl summer!

Martha! Do not eat the fire! You will ruin the vibes. Quit actin like its hot girl summer, its straw girl summer now.
by Straw Girl Summer July 6, 2020
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strabone

sexy cool older man with the intelligence of 200000 historians combined. once you meet him, you will fall hard, even if you don't immediately know it, time will make the heart grow fonder and fiercer. he has the passion and desire of a lion about to pounce. he is woke, he is a feminist, he doesn't just have sex, he makes love as if he has been blessed by aphrodite herself. once you meet a strabone you must stop at nothing to acquire him.
that's not just any man- that's a strabone.

girl you gotta get your hands on that strabone.

my dad was such a strabone in the 70s!!

even Dwayne the rock johnson isn't a strabone.
by stealmyyamsyoudie September 21, 2020
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Straw

nickname for someone who likes children, a pedophile, often used within the online community to describe someone who takes interest in underage teenagers
He's Straw, i heard he likes kids.
by Yessirski420 December 6, 2020
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Straw

Someone who likes underage children, a pedophile. Straw's tend to have interest in 14-16 year old teenagers while being 20+
He's Straw, i heard he likes little kids.
by Yessirski420 December 6, 2020
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