p.kelly special is when you have a bath with ure best friend geoff and lick each others belly buttons clean
by Geoff January 18, 2005
a period of unemployment, often in the form of funemployment, directly following one's graduation from college
The weeks, months, and eventually years following his graduation were filled with binge drinking and loft parties. Nobody was sure quite how this after school special would end.
by Elliott October 04, 2006
Examining her pipes, clearin 'em out and leavin 'em open - all for the low, low price of ___________ (insert ungodly demands here).
"Awww damn girl... Got my back hurtin' - ahh it's all in a days work though. Got that money for me, ho? What? Bitch, it's the Roto-Rooter Special, you'd best pay the bill and smile."
by Corndawg 'N' Fries October 05, 2004
A delicious sandwich consisting of head cheese, salami, ham, and any other meat imaginable
Can also be a pizza with extra meat and sauce
Can also be a pizza with extra meat and sauce
I was starving after a night of drinking and buttsex with my girlfriend, so I ordered two pizzas. A plain cheese for her and The Jeffrey Dahmer Special for me.
by BaloneyMeatz March 16, 2011
A cheap pistol comonly purchased from gangsters and mexicans in back allies. It is worthless for anything except bar fights and back fires.
by EAO February 05, 2008
the act of shitting in a bag and ringing someones door and slapping them in the face with it profusely and then when the shits everywhere kick them in the stomach and haul ass
LOL look at that loser who just got a brown bag special or we're gunna go to *name*'s house and give them a brown bag special
by sean May 19, 2003
The act of shitting in a condom and freezing it for several hours then beat their vagina with the frozen shit condom.
by betty489 June 02, 2010