September 13th

Make out with someone who’s name starts with an M Day

it’s September 13th i guess i gotta make out with mikey

by JOE4325 September 12, 2022

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september 19

September 19 is when pussy ass bitches are born. Fucking tweakers that overthink everything and think they are the shit, when in reality their not.

boy: this bitch is a tweaker bro
boy 2: what’s her birthday
boy: september 19, why?
boy 2: no wonder..

by anonymous November 24, 2021

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September the 3rd

The day your gf has to give you the sloppiest head ever known

Thank god it’s September the 3rd time for some head

by Jw1692 September 3, 2023

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September 14

National Send a Shirtless Boob Picture to your significant other day

Man: Yo its September 14 right?
Woman: Yeah?
Man: Its National Send a Shirtlesa Boob

Picture to your significant other day, hand em over

by cal.kestisss July 27, 2024

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28th september

Get star an asian bf day ☺️

Star needs an asian bf on the 28th september

by wooooohooooo September 27, 2021

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Ppl born on Sept 18 will automatically excel in every sport once they hit puberty they will be better than everyone at every sport from basketball to soccer to swimming to hocker to water polo anything you can think of anyone born on this day is also not the tallest but is hot but also very horny

Jinxy:woah that dudes so hot and he's good at sports too
Matthew:yea that's because his born on September 18 but did u know he loses every NNN you really shouldn't be with him

by 02ishot May 27, 2022

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