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[rusty] cannonball

A rusty cannonball is when one passes wind into a sheet or an item of clothing and the item is thrown at someone.after the item hits them the item should"explode" and wreak havoc!!
Jimmy:I was chillin with connor the other night when I decided to fart in my shirt and rusty cannonball him.

Sean:aww man that's ruthless!!
by jimbob8jim March 26, 2008
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rusty firepole

seen during anal sex when someone hasn't quite cleaned themselves properly
Man, I was reamin' this chick's ass out last week and when I pulled my shit out it looked like a rusty firepole
by JPnEB May 24, 2008
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rusty firehose

Describes a person with uncontrollable, watery diarrhea, or the act itself. Anyone so privileged as to view the output would note that it resembles nothing so much as the expulsion of a rusty firehose.
I stayed home from work because of the stomach flu and had a garbage plate for lunch. I spent the next three hours on the throne doing my impression of a rusty firehose.
by wellwhoopdedooo February 10, 2009
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rusty ladel

similar to a rusty trombone but for females; eating a girl's ass out while fingering her vagina (hand looks like a ladel).
hey Lucy remember when I give Roger a rusty trombone some stranger gave me a rusty ladel, it felt sooooooo good!
by masputofuckinfatbitches November 1, 2008
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Rusty Swing Set

Noun.
A gathering of swinger senior citizens (typically nude and involved in coitus).
"Yesterday, at the beach, I went to break up an old person fight, then immediately evacuated when I realized it was actually a rusty swing set..."
by Matthew End March 16, 2013
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Rusty Pump Handle

The act of jacking a guy off using your own or his own shit as lube.
She gave him a rusty pump handle last night.
by DunchyMcButterstien April 29, 2013
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Rusty Crown

(n) - the crusty residue remaining after having failed to completely cleanse after a passionate bukkake session
The princess wanted to pass on a Rusty Crown.
by Duchess of Protocol May 16, 2013
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