yellow porn

Pornography featuring golden showers.

Don't eat yellow snow, and don't watch yellow porn!

by DJ Conan December 4, 2003

Whose porn is it?

A phrase commonly used to inquire about the ownership of a particular work of pornography.

Guy #1: Whose porn is it?
Guy #2: Hey, that's my flash drive!

by Drunken Russian November 15, 2013

medal porn

pictures and video of athletes using the olympic medal to perform fake explicit acts at a party with hot women.

have you seen that medal porn on the internet?

Yea its hot

by ScratchAndBurn February 21, 2010

Paddle porn

Whitewater rafting images and/or video that elicit a subtle sexual response from the viewer, due to an overwhelming desire to go rafting.

John: "So did you get to go rafting today?"
Drew: "No, the weather was too shitty... Now I'm all worked up. If you need me, I'll be in my room watching paddle porn."

by Keepitrail October 6, 2012

Porn desk

Desk where one's computer screen is not overlooked by anyone, permitting the viewing of porn in the office.

e.g. in a corner or backed up to a wall.

Since the office move, Richard has a porn desk. His eyesight is suffering from all the danger wanking

by Posh John July 3, 2017

ween porn

Pornography for a heterosexual female audience.

We feminists were on a quest for ween porn in Vegas! None of that gay shit, thank you. We want to see some penis!

by LBo979 November 3, 2010

porn bitches

Girls that watch porn and try to look, and act like porn stars.

Those porn bitches look pretty fuckable.

by momoboy December 12, 2012