Midwest Hot Pocket

This is a seasonal event that typically occurs in late summer during county/state fairs, rodeos, etc. Two dudes hook up in a Porta Potty and start scissoring each other and then they shit in each other's anuses.

Two dudes waiting in line at the Porta potties...
Dude #1: I like your cowboy hat bro!
Dude #2: Thanks man! I love your boots!
Dude #1: Hey, a Porta potty just came open, want to share?
Dude #2: Sure bro, the cozier the better!
Dude #1: I like you schlong!
Dude #2: I like your anus! Let's scissor!
Dude #1: OOOOOHHH
Dude #2:: AAAHHHH! Time for the Midwest Hot Pocket!
Dude #1: Shit inside me bitch!
Dude #2: Oh I am you twink! I am going to drop some milk duds in you.
Dude #1: I am going to blast you with the old favorite, the Baby Ruth, you worthless trash!

by Chunkyblue August 14, 2022

Professional Pocket Watcher

A person who is obsessed with and spends the majority of their life knowing more about what's inside someone's elses pockets more than what's in their own pockets or own life. Usually a hater, they make rampant HR violations at work by talking about everyone else's take home salary openly in the office. They are so busy watching others they have no value in their own career, job, or life as all their time is spent watching others instead of actually developing their own skills and abilities, thus making them easily replaceable.

Man did you see Erik at work today? He's a true professional Pocket Watcher and should take part in the World Olympics Pocket Watching division. I am sure he would win.

Though Edward hated pocket watchers growing up in the south, he become a Professional Pocket Watcher himself over the years when he knew how much money all his neighbors paid for rent , how much was in their bank account, when their checks hit every month, and how long they've lived at the building.

by GO DJ HaKa July 7, 2023

hot pocket squirt

Relating to 'Alabama Hot Pocket'

verb: after having sexual intercourse with a woman & you have blown your load in her pussy, you proceed to take a shit her pussy then make her sneeze so it squirts all over.

My boyfriend loves it when I hot pocket squirt on his dick. alabama hot pocket squirtpussycuntcooter

by Mini Stache Ryder c}-: October 6, 2016

Carolina Hot Pocket

Opening someones sofa sleeper, pooping on it and then putting it back into the sofa position.

I was exhausted and ready for bed. I pulled out the hide a bed and someone had left a Carolina Hot Pocket in it. I closed it back up and slept on the floor. I'm sick of Grandma's pranks.

by Blaqkjak December 30, 2020

Glasben Hot Pocket

Very similar to the Alabama Hot Pocket except the feces are from infected mongooses from the southern horn of Glasben trail. After the feces are stuffed in the Penis hole the man must preform auto felliato and retrive the moongoose feces and name the flavour. The better guess of feces of the male gets his anus hole burned and a permanet match stuck up his ass that burns for hours

I wanna preform a Glasben Hot Pocket on my dad

by pax_jax June 20, 2016

crusty pocket syndrome

The act upon jizzing in your partners pocket. Typically a pair of jeans. And await for them to dry resulting in a crusty surprise.

Vicky: Omg tiffany i put my hand in my pocket today and found a crusty surprise. I think tony might have given me crusty pocket syndrome.

by stiffanybutttoucher January 22, 2016

buffalo hot pocket

Fucking an open wound on a girls thigh and mixing your semen with her blood

I gave her the buffalo hot pocket last night

by BFLOhotpocket December 23, 2022