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Geeter-peter

A condition that affects males, it is caused by either a: ingesting a high quality dose of crystal methamphetamine, or b: an extreme overindulgence of any quality meth. Resulting in the complete inability to achieve an erection of the penis despite an extreme desire to do so or with any kind of physical, visual, or any other type of stimulation. Sexual or otherwise.
I was stuck like chuck at that trap house down on Main St. last night and met this fine-ass chick who was DTF but I was high as fuck and couldn't get it up. I had geeter-peter for sure. Still don't know if I could get a boner.
by TheronJoshua March 14, 2024
mugGet the Geeter-petermug.

peter beach

a place where you find a lot of guys, usually no girls, laying out in the sun. most of the time its seen in penitentiaries.
john: hey billy do you wanna go on the yard and workout?

billy: no john it looks like peter beach out there today!
by doc0824 November 19, 2013
mugGet the peter beachmug.

Peter Retarrdo

Nickname given Trump adviser, allegedly by Elon Musk, due to Navarro’s imbecilic economic suggestions.
There goes Peter Retarrdo shooting off his mouth again. He is dumber than a sack of bricks.
by LaughingAloud July 7, 2025
mugGet the Peter Retarrdomug.

peter

A unit of measure invented by Type O Negative fans. One peter equals exactly two meters, which is almost the exact height of Type O's leader Peter Steele, who unfortunately died too soon.
The height of our Christmas tree is about a peter tall. If you look outside, you'll see the moon, located nearly 200 million peters away from Earth.
by cosmic user December 9, 2019
mugGet the petermug.

toot-suit peter

First guy: Yo what black markets do you have? Second guy: oh, I have toot-suit peter.
by uncle_J O N E S69420jim January 11, 2021
mugGet the toot-suit petermug.

An Uncle Peter

A selfish and uncaring person who only cares about themselves and no one else. They may also have violent and aggressive tendencies.
The criminal was a bit of an uncle Peter as he had robed an old lady.
by Ass cracker 56 June 11, 2024
mugGet the An Uncle Petermug.

Peter Bennett style

When one goes hard as fuck in the stock market with zero regards to his loss in Hope's of riches.
Peter Bennett style im going peter bennet style on this stock. I'm either gonna be Donald J Trunp rich or fucking tiny tim Christmas story rich.
by Peeta Bennett February 13, 2020
mugGet the Peter Bennett stylemug.

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