Person 1:“Hey do you know who ! Marpissa (Mar-Pee-Zah)#1992 is?”
Person 2: “yeah and they’re a loser”
Person 1: “JUMP THEM!!!!”
*person 2 gets jumped for not liking ! Marpissa (Mar-Pee-Zah)#1992*
Person 1: “deserved”
! Marpissa (Mar-Pee-Zah)#1992: “you are a good person, Person 1”
Person 1: “OMG ! Marpissa (Mar-Pee-Zah)#1992 CALLED ME A GOOD PERSON”
Person 2: “yeah and they’re a loser”
Person 1: “JUMP THEM!!!!”
*person 2 gets jumped for not liking ! Marpissa (Mar-Pee-Zah)#1992*
Person 1: “deserved”
! Marpissa (Mar-Pee-Zah)#1992: “you are a good person, Person 1”
Person 1: “OMG ! Marpissa (Mar-Pee-Zah)#1992 CALLED ME A GOOD PERSON”
by Fagusteiwgeishsnebek May 10, 2022
Get the ! Marpissa (Mar-Pee-Zah)#1992mug. The urine excreted from herbivorous insects of the suborder Caelifera in the order Orthoptera; also a theoretical elixir that grants eternal life which some non-believers in The Flood deny exists.
by Jabberwokki45 October 16, 2008
Get the grasshopper peemug. When a guy is naked, lying on his back, and due to extreme excitement, or more likely, extreme fear, he pees a strong stream of urine straight up all over himself.
(Dude, lying in bed naked, wakes up, seeing a burglar hovering over him with a gun to his head)
Dude: "Please don't kill me!"
Burglar: "I might, (cocks gun) just to have no witnesses, hahaha!!!"
Dude: "OOOOHHHH NOOOOOOO!!!!!"
(dude starts peeing like a baby)
Dude: "Please don't kill me!"
Burglar: "I might, (cocks gun) just to have no witnesses, hahaha!!!"
Dude: "OOOOHHHH NOOOOOOO!!!!!"
(dude starts peeing like a baby)
by joe995 July 18, 2023
Get the Peeing like a babymug. 
