I was exhausted and ready for bed. I pulled out the hide a bed and someone had left a Carolina Hot Pocket in it. I closed it back up and slept on the floor. I'm sick of Grandma's pranks.
by Blaqkjak December 30, 2020
Get the Carolina Hot Pocketmug. Relating to 'Alabama Hot Pocket'
verb: after having sexual intercourse with a woman & you have blown your load in her pussy, you proceed to take a shit her pussy then make her sneeze so it squirts all over.
verb: after having sexual intercourse with a woman & you have blown your load in her pussy, you proceed to take a shit her pussy then make her sneeze so it squirts all over.
My boyfriend loves it when I hot pocket squirt on his dick. alabama hot pocket squirtpussycuntcooter
by Mini Stache Ryder c}-: October 6, 2016
Get the hot pocket squirtmug. Bro I drank too much before taking that girl home last night, I accidentally gave her a Golden Hot Pocket.
by The Pee Man March 28, 2019
Get the Golden Hot Pocketmug. "She looked questioningly at me when I told her about the gremlin in my pocket." or "That girl has a gremlin in her pocket."
by JEN#2 May 30, 2006
Get the gremlin in my pocketmug. when a guy shoves a basketball into a girls vagina, steals her handbag, loses custody of his child, and then gets shot by the police
by anonymous October 7, 2023
Get the nigga hot pocketmug. The act upon jizzing in your partners pocket. Typically a pair of jeans. And await for them to dry resulting in a crusty surprise.
Vicky: Omg tiffany i put my hand in my pocket today and found a crusty surprise. I think tony might have given me crusty pocket syndrome.
by stiffanybutttoucher January 22, 2016
Get the crusty pocket syndromemug. by BFLOhotpocket December 23, 2022
Get the buffalo hot pocketmug.