Ladies, kiss him and pull his beard so he can't get away. With the other hand go for the bootie. When he screams thats pure gold!
We were making out until I gave him the screaming pirate.. Ive never heard a man squeal so delightfully!
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Someone who uses ‘sup’ excessively, has a habit of stealing swimwear models off their yacht and is outstandingly talented at eating pussy
by prioritypirate August 16, 2022
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Can you believe it? My best friend just found out her baby daddy, "Shane", is a butt pirate!! How awful!
by That Btch September 27, 2022
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by That Btch September 27, 2022
Get the Butt Pirate mug.When a drug(primary Methamphetamine) addiction completely consumes your life; altering your physical appearance and behavior to replicate that of a "classic pirate." Usually involves, Dark under eyes(from lack of sleep), dirty clothes, dirty body, and rotten teeth(from lack of personal care). Can be a wanderer, just "sailing" from place to place. Usually seeking/stealing/begging for anything they can get their hands on of any value; for future trade of drugs. Always "carpet surfing" for a free sparkly shard by spending all day, everyday trying to find that treasure.
I use to hang out with Mitch but, after he became a complete Ice Pirate he and I just don't jive well together anymore.
by Sganz41 December 22, 2022
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Bob: Megan Webber...
Friend: dam bro you desperate, she's a staircase pirate.
Bob: Megan Webber...
Friend: dam bro you desperate, she's a staircase pirate.
by DocTock December 25, 2022
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