by JohnXXIV November 3, 2010

Larry: I would totally love to cram my johnson inside that lady's Sausage Wallet
Willy: I bet you would but too bad you have a turkey dick
Willy: I bet you would but too bad you have a turkey dick
by markhashairynutsicles March 18, 2010

When a man put's Tapitaio hot sauce on his Cock and then inserts it into a woman's butthole, thrusting until she shits everywhere onto the mans chest, creating a hot chili shit storm, then cuddling commences, thus creating a hot Chili-sausage sandwich.
hey Greg, I heard you and Cindy did the Hot Chili-Sausage Sandwich last night! Congrats! Emily only wants to do the Rusty-Trombone, she is such a boner-deplete.
by Kingpoopy3ird July 3, 2016

1. A turd that comes out like a well formed sausage.
2. Someone who is such a dick they’re also a turd.
2. Someone who is such a dick they’re also a turd.
Yo I just dropped a big ol’ turd sausage.
Your sister’s boyfriend ate the last slice. Yep, he’s a turd sausage!
Your sister’s boyfriend ate the last slice. Yep, he’s a turd sausage!
by Beef-noodler May 15, 2024

by Jfjfjdjdjssuhe March 6, 2017

by Candyland May 9, 2008

Ahh man, I have been doing so much sausage pounding lately, I think I might have some serious problem.
by SausagePounder January 21, 2019
