Ambidextrous Moment

An ambidextrous moment is that awkward moment when somebody who is ambidextrous is asked if they are a lefty or a righty, and they just sit there awkwardly and stare.

Person 1: "Dude, at basketball I had an ambidextrous moment when the coach asked me what my shooting hand was"
Person 2: "Owned"

by skmad12 June 9, 2013

Nonbinary Moment

A nonbinary moment is when you don’t want to be viewed as a feminine women, but also wouldn’t mind being a milf.

You: "I really hate dressing in dresses, but like if i was 47 and a milf i'd do it?"

Me: "Thats a Nonbinary Moment."

by BlazeTurn April 20, 2021

micah moment

a moment where someone does something very stupid

cuh 1: im retarded and gay and i touched my sisters penis

cuh2: micah moment

by eat dn May 10, 2022

Arab moment

The last possible moment in which a person of Arab descent is forced to make a decision and commit to it.

Example 1:

Four Arabs sitting in a house are contemplating going out for dinner.
Arab 1: Where should we go?
Arab 2: I feel like eating Chinese.
Arab 3: No, I just had Chinese yesterday. I don't want it again.
Arab 4: How about Italian?
Arab 3: I'm not paying $20 for pasta that I could've made at home myself.
Arab 1: Well where do you want to go?
Arab 3: I don't know. I'm good with whatever.
Arab 1: Jaw drops in awe.
Arab 2: Let's just get in the car and decide then. (a.k.a the arab moment.)

Example 2:

John: Hey Ahmed, do you want to go to a concert next week?
Ahmed: Ummmm...hmmm...which day exactly?
John: Next Thursday at eight o'clock.
Ahmed: I don't know...maybe. (Thought process: What if I buy a ticket, but don't feel like going that day. How will I know how I'm going to feel that day? What if something better comes up? )
John: Well I'm going to buy tickets today.
Ahmed: Can I buy a ticket at the door?
John: Ya.

Fast forward to next Thursday at 7:30 pm, a.k.a. the arab moment. Ahmed shows up at the concert and buys a ticket at the door.

by thebanana August 26, 2012

koblack moment

When someone who isn't black and doesn't have many black friends takes a picture with a black person and contorts their fingers into what they perceive to form a gang sign. Often times moments may also include pursed lips and a 30-45 degree upward tilt of the chin to either the right or the left.

Ah, she cropped the photo. She was actually having a Koblack moment.

by locallygrown June 10, 2010

Capcom Moment

When you fuck up any part of a story to the point where nothing is consistent, and I mean nothing.

X5: Three years later
X6: Three weeks after the events of X5
Alia: Mavericks... It's been a long time.
This really be a Capcom Moment.

by Skull Man [DWN-032] December 22, 2020

turtle moment

commonly used when you get left on (un)read, usually by someone of the opposite gender

R: “Bro i double texted her but she left me on read both times.”

K: “Sucks bro, that’s a turtle moment”

by walkinghat August 5, 2020