I will hit you with a metal pole

I will smack you with a metal pole is a word that tells an annoying goofy ahh goober to shut the hell up and leave the premises.
even though it’s an empty threat, the roasting capabilities of this godly sentence can obliterate the victims social life, including when he is given a restraining order in 20 years.

The definition of “I will hit you with a metal pole” is rather simple, as it is a mentally deadly roast that can obliterate the “goofy goobers” feelings.
Here is an example of a conversation using the word, with a character called “Normal Person” who doesn’t use Eloel as lol:

Normal Person: *walks calmly*
annoying goober: HEY ANIME IS BETTER!
Normal Person: shut the hell up
annoying goober: NOT UNTIL YOU PROVE ANIME ISN’T BETTER!
Normal Person: I will smack you with a metal pole
annoying goober *dies of destruction of social life.

by a meme definition October 9, 2023

Ghetto metal

Bands like Swayzak 1 TOM Robot 0 who perform metal in and about the ghetto. Overlaps with parking lot metal.

Ghetto metal is the best.

by YoukoM April 19, 2018

Full metal everything

A fat gay man on the lounge discord server.
They usually think they're tuff and are cool but in reality they're virgin and restarted.

Ewww you're so full metal everything I don't want you!!

by Akane233 September 4, 2025

Groove Metal

Groove metal (also known as post-thrash or power groove) is a derivative form of thrash metal that is played at a moderate pace and places a greater emphasis on 'groove' and syncopation. This style was popularized in the early 1990s by the bands Prong and Pantera.

Lamb of God are my favorite groove metal band.

by Gucciandmoneyz July 23, 2024

Horny metal

A sub- genre of metal that is really sexaulized. This music can be either sexaulized within the lyrics or is a sub- genre of metal music you can boink someone to.

Example bands- Sleep token, Deaftones, Type O Negative and Nine inch nails

Chad- Hey dude did you listen to the new Sleep token album that shit slaps!
Michael- No dude I don’t listen to that stupid Horny metal.

by magicfrog21 November 10, 2024

Full Metal Tappin'

In reference to the movie Full Metal Jacket, Full Metal Tappin' involves an individual 'Taking a Blinker' off an empty cartridge or disposable, absolutely frying the user's esophagus and leaving a burnt charcoal taste stuck in their mouth.

Darius: yo whatchu got trav smokin on that shi smell like boof
Donte: Naw iss jus burnt as fuck he Full Metal Tappin' the jawn
Darius: Ah hell naw get this nigga a respirator XD

by SPButters November 2, 2023

Fairgrounds Metal

Lesser known thrash, hardcore punk, funk metal, groove, heavy, or hybrid genre band. Not your average metal music! Very loud, festive, driving, chaotic, intense and wild similar to stadium metal. Fairgrounds Metal is a highly nostalgic yet nearly forgotten music from the fun nights of the big rides of the 80’s-early 00’s at your state fair. As day dream inducing as any good old tunes genre and as festive and fun as mariachi, rock, honky tonk, bluegrass, etc. fairgrounds metal makes one reminisce of one’s fun times as a child, teenager, fun outing with family, or a group of friends… just all around good times (or some bad) or memories of better times which is why these tunes deserve a slang term that describes their feel or overall energy

Fairgrounds Metal. Tunes or bands along the lines of Biohazard, Pro-Pain, Metallica, Anthrax, Mordred, Judas Priest Cro-Mags, Keel, Raven, Fastway, Pissing Razors, Fear Factory, Merauder, Mudvayne etc. it’s not the genre that is described as fairgrounds Metal but rather the feel or energy a certain song or band carries

by NeonMirror November 13, 2021