Asshole light

The center brake light on an automobile.

The asshole light was out and so the car flunked the inspection.

by anonymous October 18, 2023

light blooded

A person who laughs at almost everything

“Taylor is so light blooded, she laughs at everything”

by Dedrunkpsychoticcouchpotato January 26, 2019

Liquid light fluid

The substance that is in the traffic lights that disappear when you travel beneath them.

Traffic lights that appear as though they have "liquid light fluid" in them when you pass under them.

by Johnnyfingers July 17, 2009

Light Year

A theoretical unit of measurement used by NASA and related illuminati "scientists" to sell you a completely false cosmological paradigm.

Nasa Scientist 1: I can't wait to rip off tax payers with the heliocentric bullshit.

Nasa Scientist 2: Yea it'll take these dim wits several light years to get the joke.

Nasa Scientist 1: yea lol, wankers

by Basedaf111 August 7, 2022

Green Light

Nickname for someone who sucks everybody dick and gets caught. Word originates from Southern Maryland

Sierra a green light, she gave Jay head yesterday !

by drippyy lizbeth April 16, 2019

LED STRIP LIGHTS

Are Led strip lights worth the money

led Strip lights have become very popular among the diifernet types of users.

by theledlightings January 29, 2021

must be the lighting

Often said when you second guess your (or someone else's) initial impression of something/someone.

Usually, I find him ugly, but today he's smokin' hot. Must be the lighting.

She looked hot on instagram, but then I met her IRL. Must've been the lighting.

Person A (who is overweight): I look so skinny today.
Person B: It must be the lighting.

by libelula_안녕 July 17, 2018