Skip to main content

The Clint Eastwood Law

'No matter how much you dislike something, until someone comes along with some changes that make sense you will stick with it'
- 'The current publishing system in science is bad.'
- 'I agree, but as you propose no better alternative I will respect the Clint Eastwood law and stick with it'
by GibonBP October 2, 2018
mugGet the The Clint Eastwood Law mug.

Matt's First Law

Your car will be only be involved in an accident totaling it when all the following conditions are met:
1. You have a full tank a gas
2. You have recently had an oil change
3. You have 4 new tires
Some middle-age woman plowed into your car and totaled it. Matt's First Law applies.
by Matty M. G. January 11, 2011
mugGet the Matt's First Law mug.

Milk Dud’s Law

A law stating that, if encountered, a bald headed black man shall be slapped on the head quickly yet firmly
Person 1: You see that bald guy over there, you know Milk Dud’s Law, right?
Person 2: yeah, I do, let’s get this guy
by da koala June 23, 2020
mugGet the Milk Dud’s Law mug.

baby daddy in law

Your baby mommas new man.
by Spaghetti dudette November 25, 2018
mugGet the baby daddy in law mug.

law school gunner

1. Gunners do not have the first clue.
2. They try to sound smart.
3. They probably are the class "anvil" in a law school with a tight curve.
4. And finally, they end up dropping out or just come to accept that their classmates get their above qualities and so they stop trying to fool everyone else, including themselves.

These gunners wither away and become normal, despite having gone to law school, and they become replaced.

However, sometimes gunners go into hibernation, or some latent gunners who never had the audacity to be a gunner in law school, become your stereotypical lawyer when they manage to stumble their way into a job after law school.

Do not be fooled with people in the legal profession, or any other profession, who try hard to sound smart by using, for example, "par excellence" and "since time immemorial" in the same sentenced stuffed with legalese. It's OK if every now and then people get "rewarded" for no merit if that means they will shut up, as long as they know that we are in on their game, and that they'll have to change eventually into mature adults.
Law school gunner: "I do not think that is what Judge Cardozo meant by his opinion."

Professor: "But that is what he wrote."
by Mexican Law Student March 20, 2009
mugGet the law school gunner mug.

Milo Murphy's Law

Milo Murphy's law is a tv show created in 2019 by Dav Povemire and Jeff "Swampy" Marsh. This is their second tv show after phineas and ferb ended.
Milo Murphy's law is an amazing show!
You are so right so right
by Obsidian4752 November 13, 2020
mugGet the Milo Murphy's Law mug.

Milkey's law of irrelevance

By the time you finish typing a long comment in a chatroom, the subject has changed.
Bob1: my dog is so cool! (John3 is typing) Anne2: Really, what breed is it? Bob1:Jack Russel. Anne2: my aunt has a parrot. Bob1: parrots are so funny. Anne2: Yeah, totally. John3: Cool! I have a dog too! Bob1: Huh? John3: Milkey's law of irrelevance at work. :(.
by J1354 June 19, 2009
mugGet the Milkey's law of irrelevance mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email