Kevin Simus

When you go home with a girl and you find out that she's got more than what you got

Bruce : Bro, I met this chick yesterday?
Thomas : Yeah?
Bruce : I went home with her and turned out she got a massive dick
Thomas : HAHAHAHA NO WAY, YOU DID A KEVIN SIMUS

by PineappleonPizzaGuy August 23, 2023

Kevin

Kevin is an amazing person that lights up the room. He brings joy to whomever he meets. A true definition of delightful.Kevin is the type of friend who you could ask anything and he will be up for it.
Keep a Kevin close to you , you will not regret it. They are also known to be Tall and Handsome

Kevin want to go get drunk and catch some snails?
Kevin: "sure let's go"

by Aitdefinitleywasntme September 5, 2023

Kevin

A smart man that is interested in technology. He is above everyone else and is better than Ryan. Ryan is stupid.

Kevin has a big brain.

by Your mom 696969696969969696969 September 12, 2023

Kevin

best one is spm (spooky month)

Kevin is hot.

by kEivn mcloud September 17, 2023

Kevin McCormick

Kenny McCormick's brother from south park

Person: Does Kenny have a brother?

Another person: Yeah his name is Kevin Mccormick

by Goofygooberbugs September 29, 2023

Kevin

Someone who is retarded, dim witted, and generally has problems with mental acuity.

Did you see him hit that parked car in the employee parking lot? He's such a Kevin

by LBC_Andrew September 30, 2023

Kevin

A dude who gives people cash that need it like the wealthy tip concierges, with the cash folded in their palm and they shake your hand.

I didn’t know how I was gonna get home and he kevined me and when I opened my hand their was 200$.

by The Real Beast. October 5, 2023