Kevining

Helping out in a situation in your mind. Yet in reality, fucking things up entirely.

Kevin was trying to help with the systematic flow of things in their own mind. But in reality screwing it all up in reality. Therefore Kevining.

by Jqluckystuck July 22, 2025

Kevin Shattenkirk

Man who's love is in NY. Wanted to get out of the crap hole in St. Louis so bad. After being dealt to Washington, he wanted to mess with them so he played bad so they wouldn't resign him. On July 1st, he signed with the real team of New York.

Kevin Shattenkirk GOAT.

by Ortiz Did ROIDS. August 31, 2017

Kevin

Kevin is a spectacular person who is synonymous with winning and just being great. Kevin's are generally superior to Lebrons and Michaels. Their choices to shift to winning situations are bold and should never be questioned by people who don't understand greatness. Kevin's would also be even greater if they didn't need to put up with the James' and Kyries of the world. The world will tell Kevin's that they are ashy and need to moisturize but y'all are broke and fk y'all.

That snake needs to moisturize his scales!
Nah bro that's Kevin. You just broke and hating!

by Mmark88 November 23, 2021

Kevin

Kevin is the most hated guy and is so god damn ugly. most Kevin's are Asian and he is blind. he cant see. he gets none of the girls because of how ugly he is. he is the type of guy to always get bullied and bashed.

i would not date kevin because he is the ugliest animal alive.

by evert hervey October 13, 2022

Kevin

Kevin is the type of person to understand stand people's feelings when they tell him. He doesn't always know what to say but he is sure to make you laugh. He can be shy around people but he quickly gets over it. He's not the cutest it he always gets the girls he wants. Kevin has a very bubbly personality. If a Kevin doesn't like a person he will definitely hold a grudge against them and glare at them.

Andrya: Kevin is so annoying
Ella: no he's not you just don't know him.

by JefferyMendala February 1, 2022

Kevin Godert

The most handsome and amazing man that has ever existed. He is an absolute gentleman and such a kind-hearted person. He has the biggest heart and is super hardworking. Such a lovable guy. He’s also the best dad. The definition of perfect.

Kevin Godert is perfect

by Shay0212 June 19, 2024

He's a friend of Kevin's

1. Spending long period's of time home alone (euphamism for masturbation)
2. Insenuatiing/Calling someone a wanker.

1.
Q. Where's Jonny? I havne't seen him in a while.

A I hear he's made friend's with Kevin.

2.
Q. Have you met Jonny?
A. No, but I heard he's a friend of kevin's

by Jonkerbar June 21, 2022