January

Jerk of January- you have to jersey off the number of minutes the day is.

Hey its January 18 I have to jet off for 18 minutes

by Fuckubastard666 December 7, 2020

January 18th

the day u have to ask ur crush out, or ask them for a hoodie

bestfriend: time to talk to ur crush
Me: awww cmon

bestfriend: its january 18th so u have too

by someome :) January 16, 2022

January 5th

they are as gay as people born on September 6th

did you hear that he's born on January 5th,he must be really gay

by Random person.com July 12, 2022

January

National jack off month

He jacked off all of January

by Raphael Aguilar January 11, 2021

january 31

National send pictures of you to your loved ones.

Hey its national january 31 send pictures of you to your loved ones like your girlfriend or boyfriend

by helloookittttyyyy January 30, 2025

January 11

January 11th is International get more hoes Day

People born on this day get all the hoes

Person 1 : Yo , why does Ashton get all the hoes

Person 2 : Coz he was born on January 11

Person 1 : But so was i , and i get no hoes , People born on this day get all the hoes
Person 2 : Bcoz u r blac-

by GetHoesBut is Gay October 21, 2022

18 January

It's the day of the year where asking your crush out is one of the holiest action to do

A helpful bro: Why don't you ask her today
An uncultured swine: Why should I?
The helpful bro: It's fucking 18 January

by Jack looking dope January 14, 2023