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Jordan

Jordan is the kind of guy you'd invite to new years, but not to your family Christmas dinner, as your mother-in-law may find his interest in 1980's Canadian game shows a little strange. Jordans tend to be open minded dudes and are usually versatile bottoms. However, when interacting with a Mike they will always revert back to a power bottom, as god intended. If you are an ashy person, make sure to befriend a Jordan as he will always have moisturizer on hand (not sure why as the backs of his hands are always dry?). As for his preference, his seems to only date people from the African subcontinent.
"One would think there would be more workout noises coming from Jordan's room with all the equipment he brought"
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Jordan

He's very shy and quiet at first, but once you truly get to know him, he is the definition of thoughtful, caring, loving, and gentle. He's a bit of a nerd but is very observant and incredibly smart, especially in math. He might seem pretty boring and bland in the beginning, and it takes a long time for him to open up, but once he does, he has an adorable personality that will make you love him.
"Who got 100 on their geometry test again?"
"That was probably Jordan."
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Jordan

A total dick face who doesn’t know how to act and doesn’t know what he wants.
Man Jordan is SUCH a dick!”
I know right?”
by IHaveABoyfriendThankYou May 17, 2018
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Jordan pele

he is a smart and handsome boy who likes science and etc he is really funny and good at drawi g
He is funny like jordan pele
by black pele March 27, 2023
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Jordan Frazier II

a big dick femboy who doesn’t use his genitalia advantage and gets fucked in his ass somewhat similar to the streamer formerly known as “Sketch” but now renamed “Stretch” and Ramello Rogers also takes penis’s and put’s the tips up to his nostrils and lets the guys cum shoot up his nose
Bro Jordan Frazier II just gave me an insane experience last night then we went munting
by peter griffin sama July 9, 2024
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Pulled a Jordan

When you ask a girl that you know if she wants to go out with you and your friends to the pub under the guise of maybe setting her up with one of your friends. Which you aren't so sure if you clearly explained that to her at the start. Only to find out that she thought that you wanted to take her out on a date, and completey blows you and all your friends off because she found out that you in fact have a girlfriend.
Dude what happened to that girl. Oh she found out you had a girlfriend? Did you tell her? Yeah man you totally pulled a jordan.
by MosDawg December 13, 2008
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Jordan reiter

Jordan is a girl that is really caring and thoughtful. Wants to be a nurse and has a great bf that she will always love. She care about her country and the people in it. She loves Staffies. She a great girl. Only bad thing is that I can tell when she’s grumpy cause she makes a grumpy face.
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Jordan reiter is a great girl
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