Relating to 'Alabama Hot Pocket'
verb: after having sexual intercourse with a woman & you have blown your load in her pussy, you proceed to take a shit her pussy then make her sneeze so it squirts all over.
verb: after having sexual intercourse with a woman & you have blown your load in her pussy, you proceed to take a shit her pussy then make her sneeze so it squirts all over.
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by Mini Stache Ryder c}-: October 6, 2016
Get the hot pocket squirt mug.This is a seasonal event that typically occurs in late summer during county/state fairs, rodeos, etc. Two dudes hook up in a Porta Potty and start scissoring each other and then they shit in each other's anuses.
Two dudes waiting in line at the Porta potties...
Dude #1: I like your cowboy hat bro!
Dude #2: Thanks man! I love your boots!
Dude #1: Hey, a Porta potty just came open, want to share?
Dude #2: Sure bro, the cozier the better!
Dude #1: I like you schlong!
Dude #2: I like your anus! Let's scissor!
Dude #1: OOOOOHHH
Dude #2:: AAAHHHH! Time for the Midwest Hot Pocket!
Dude #1: Shit inside me bitch!
Dude #2: Oh I am you twink! I am going to drop some milk duds in you.
Dude #1: I am going to blast you with the old favorite, the Baby Ruth, you worthless trash!
Dude #1: I like your cowboy hat bro!
Dude #2: Thanks man! I love your boots!
Dude #1: Hey, a Porta potty just came open, want to share?
Dude #2: Sure bro, the cozier the better!
Dude #1: I like you schlong!
Dude #2: I like your anus! Let's scissor!
Dude #1: OOOOOHHH
Dude #2:: AAAHHHH! Time for the Midwest Hot Pocket!
Dude #1: Shit inside me bitch!
Dude #2: Oh I am you twink! I am going to drop some milk duds in you.
Dude #1: I am going to blast you with the old favorite, the Baby Ruth, you worthless trash!
by Chunkyblue August 14, 2022
Get the Midwest Hot Pocket mug.Dude 1- Damn they clean, much they cost?
Dude 2- Yeah bro, you can have these kicks for $285.
Dude 1- You crazy? You tryna break my pockets? I ain’t got money like that!
Dude 2- Yeah bro, you can have these kicks for $285.
Dude 1- You crazy? You tryna break my pockets? I ain’t got money like that!
by i ain’t got no bread May 13, 2021
Get the break my pockets mug.The act upon jizzing in your partners pocket. Typically a pair of jeans. And await for them to dry resulting in a crusty surprise.
Vicky: Omg tiffany i put my hand in my pocket today and found a crusty surprise. I think tony might have given me crusty pocket syndrome.
by stiffanybutttoucher January 22, 2016
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Get the Maryland hot pocket mug.Very similar to the Alabama Hot Pocket except the feces are from infected mongooses from the southern horn of Glasben trail. After the feces are stuffed in the Penis hole the man must preform auto felliato and retrive the moongoose feces and name the flavour. The better guess of feces of the male gets his anus hole burned and a permanet match stuck up his ass that burns for hours
by pax_jax June 20, 2016
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