horse

its a fucking animal you idot

you have it as a pet horse.

by reeeeeedpaaaandaaaa January 22, 2021

horse crazy

A chick (or dude) who likes to fornicate with horses.

"Man Janette sure is horse crazy!"
"Dan is really into women who are horse crazy"

by TheGreatBambino22 November 14, 2017

To horse

To be manhandled or treated like a little boy or pushed around.

In order to horse his ass you must be massive.

by Big daddy dave 69 February 15, 2020

horse stance

A sacred stance used to defend oneself from attackers. Space your legs apart and squat down so that your thigh and lower leg are at a 90 degree angle, while screaming NEEIGGH at the top of your lungs to make your assailent as uncomfortable as possible. May occasionally result in you getting kicked in the fun time spot, but worth the look on your attackers face if they are as confused as I am while writing this definition.

guy one: yo man let’s jump this foo’
target: back off! NEEIIIGGGHH!!!
guy two: shit man! He knows the horse stance!!!
guy one: lets beat it!

by biggie cheeze June 4, 2018

Shivering Horse

A particularly large and unpleasant defecation.

I got drunk last night and ate Chipotle and took the most epic shivering horse this morning.

by vastwen December 5, 2014

horsing

To horse, to give a horsing to is to ram with force your little man into the desired girl.

That girls well fit id love to horse her
Dirty b***ch she needs a good horsing

by the ultimate horse April 20, 2009

horse girl

*clears throat* A horse girl is a girl who Is overly obsessed with horses, she will wear horse shirt and usually have braids like she is three and a half, a horse girl will also have a weird obsession to ONLY gallop like a horse in gym class, in parking lots, and even stores. if you ever se a horse girl be sure you immediately evacuate the premises for your own good, nd if you ever meet me also evacuate the area (I like horses).

I am a horse girl I am just not as crazy a explained

by The bandit potato December 13, 2021