the excuse you use when you blow someone before work and get their jizz in your hair and you try to get your coworker to cover for you so you can go home and wash the jizz out but you can’t reveal that’s it’s jizz so you say it’s toothpaste
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Get the Canadian Hair Gel mug.Traditional hangover cure.
Before the days of paracetamol, a traditional rumoured cure for a hangover was to put a small amount of dogs hair (or a whole dog) to your nose.
The pheromones given off by canines were said to help alleviate dry mouth and headaches caused by excessive home distilled gin and other strong alcoholic drinks
Before the days of paracetamol, a traditional rumoured cure for a hangover was to put a small amount of dogs hair (or a whole dog) to your nose.
The pheromones given off by canines were said to help alleviate dry mouth and headaches caused by excessive home distilled gin and other strong alcoholic drinks
Hey, Emily, my hangover is terrible today.
Try some dogs hair by the nose!
Wow, thanks, i feel so much better!
Try some dogs hair by the nose!
Wow, thanks, i feel so much better!
by Oz Troll January 13, 2018
Get the Dogs hair by the nose mug.person one: hey wanna skate up the park later today? Person2: no the freaking grey hair army is always there shouting and trying to hit you with their canes
GHA: hey you hoolingans stop riding them there skating boards on the hand rails.
GHA: hey you hoolingans stop riding them there skating boards on the hand rails.
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Get the Dike Hair Salon mug.(SL.) When someone gets their hair did, it's slang for having their hair done. No matter which form of the verb, it's hair did.
1. Justin, Alizay, Ray and I are getting our hair did (to get).
2. Several weeks ago,Justin and Lisa had had their hair did.
3. Having had my hair did, I know better than to bleach it.
2. Several weeks ago,Justin and Lisa had had their hair did.
3. Having had my hair did, I know better than to bleach it.
by Joshie Poo May 4, 2007
Get the Hair did (to get) mug.1)That gross thin, patchy moustache white-trashy folk get when they are in the pre-FBY(Full Blown Yokel) stages. Often accompanied by a rat tail and/or a shaved head.
2)The above mentioned, but on a nerdy kid...or someone who just looks like they have a pubic hair moustache.
3)The Demise of Scott Tenorman's parents....episode 501.
2)The above mentioned, but on a nerdy kid...or someone who just looks like they have a pubic hair moustache.
3)The Demise of Scott Tenorman's parents....episode 501.
partygo-er 1: Dude, he looks like a young Steve The Cable Guy with that pubic hair moustache!
Dude 1: He does!
Pubic hair moustache kid: (Runs away crying)
Dude 1: He does!
Pubic hair moustache kid: (Runs away crying)
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