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Smile Fucked

A passive agressive response leading someone to believe you agree with them when your most certainly do not.
The old lady "Smile Fucked" her family by telling them "Yes I've been thinking of moving into the retirement community, I just need some time to decided which one."
by Joefish November 27, 2012
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Fuck Cape

A hand towel worn around your neck and shoulders during sex in a bathroom. Usually because a surface is cold after changing positions (female).
Female: "This mirror is cold on my back"
Male: "Here how's that?" (Places hand towel around shoulders)
Female: "Much better now that I have my Fuck Cape"
by Belly22 January 5, 2013
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Fuck Factor

A magical number that when added to, subtracted from, or mutiplied or divided by any amount always increases the amount that a person is required to pay for a product or service.
I called the water company today to figure out why my bill had gone up. The rep told me to take my normal usage and multiply it by the fuck factor to determine my new rate.
by wyldwillie September 4, 2013
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fucking whatsherface

a pronoun with similar usage to she or her; a great pen name if you write for eHow.com
Susan (wife): My sister's friends Anna, Joanie, and Miriam might be meeting us all at Applebee's tonight to use up that giftcard, too.

Ron (husband): Don't tell me fucking whatsherface is coming. No, no, no. This is bullshit. It's going to be like work. I hate this. I don't think I wanna go.
by fucking whatsherface June 28, 2011
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Fucking Muppet

Someone who struggles to complete a task at work accurately and in a timely manner and generally fucks it up.
Also commonly know as a Luke.
by Dino80 October 22, 2019
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FUCK MODEST

Modest destroyed one direction they made their lives miserable and I hope karma stabs them in the back with as much pain and greef that those 5 men had while working with modest
by Melissa Connie October 27, 2020
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Love as fuck

When you want to express high level of love and you want to make it huge.
by Vmovcf January 12, 2021
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