A dry, muffled fart that is so slow to offend the senses that the culprit of said turtle fart can maintain innocence under the most scrutinizing victims.
Had a company climate meeting today and I slipped such a gnarly turtle fart that the only person to smell it was the secretary cleaning up the room an hour after the meeting adjourned.
by Murf Turds January 1, 2018
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I was trying to fart, and I thought I accidentally pooped myself. Luckily, it wasn't a full poo, just a sticky fart.
by Cynical Jester September 27, 2018
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Phil pulled over to rip some pressurised Dino Farts into his Toyota Hydrogen Fuel Cell Electric Vehicle
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