Alan Elterman

Amazing, smart, god

his kids will be amazing and he looks even better.
Loved forever and ever

Brittney elterman and Alan Elterman made beautiful kids named carter and ava

by BrittneyE. August 12, 2011

Sarah Easterling

An extremely hot girl I would very much like to fuck

Dude shes such a Sarah easterling

by PeanutPl October 22, 2011

Chicken Enterprise

A transaction involving the exchange of chicken for goods and services.

Chicken as a form of currency.

I needed a cargo van. They were hungry. Chicken enterprise bro!

by The Chicken King August 22, 2012

Rusty Easter

When somebody shits in your Easter basket.

Bob "Your in a bad mood, Whats up?"
John"I had a Rusty Easter"
Bob"Well that's what you get for dating that fecal freak you call your girlfriend."

by Woodstock shit storm June 18, 2013

mosquito eater

An insect that is medium sized on its own but all it's creepy legs make it look scary. It can also fly. They got their name because they apparently eat mosquitos. They like my bathroom for some reason.

A mosquito eater got in my bathroom today! Had to drive it out with a towel.

by Fuzzbun July 15, 2013

fruit eater

Any person who owns an iPhone, or other Apple product and prefers them over any other product

Jason has a Mac, iPad, iPod, and the new iPhone. He's a big fruit eater.

by Pimpala03 January 10, 2014

Fuck Eater

To eat the aftermath of sex fluids off of the genital area.

Hey girlfriend. I know your not hungry but you better eat my fuck you Fuck Eater.

by justofasho January 7, 2015