Same as the dutch rudder. Only for women
‘Oooo shit me and Tracy got a bit hot and heavy last night. Nothing lesbian happened we just Dutch clawed each other’
by Monkeyglasses May 17, 2018

To Dutch someone up is a verb describing a sexual act, with the ability to carry it out exclusively being limited to people of Dutch origin. Although closely related to touching up, the feelings resulting from being Dutched up by someone are notably superior. It is also worth mentioning that the unique skillset that constitutes a session of Dutching up cannot be obtained by anyone other than the Dutch. Side effects of Dutching up are inevitable, and include experiencing an immense, marriage-inducing love, combined with a feeling that you have found your soulmate.
I got Dutched up yesterday, and now I'm never going to be single again.
Thirty years ago my friend told me he was going to Dutch someone up, and now he has 5 children and a happy, everlasting marriage.
Thirty years ago my friend told me he was going to Dutch someone up, and now he has 5 children and a happy, everlasting marriage.
by Mattie Jij Was Niet Alleen August 26, 2019

Eat a good Mexican meal, the hotter the better. That night when your woman has the covers over her body and is giving you a blow job. Fart and grab the covers to put over her head. See how long you can hold her under.
by MultiStateUpperdecker March 20, 2019

Taking it in turns to dutch oven each other......
"Oh yeah, we dutch crutch each other all the time"
"oh, that smells like Dutch crutch"
"Oh yeah, we dutch crutch each other all the time"
"oh, that smells like Dutch crutch"
by Tmunchkin December 6, 2019

"Oh man, my wife is so mad at me. I gave her a devil's dutch oven in the shower last night and she threatened to divorce me."
by QwertyZeke September 17, 2021

by depthvortex January 25, 2021
