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Von Douched

1. Overly popular brand; once trendy with underground, but mass marketed.
2. Unknown getting their name/logo mass marketed, but no one knowing what it means or who it came from.
3. Overly marketed.
4. Once awesome/cool/acceptable but no longer.
---Also known as Von Dutched
That logo has been von douched, f*cking pop idols.
by Hostile October 25, 2005
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Lacrosse douche

Typically a rich, white kid that plays lacrosse. Despite only having one post on Instagram (A picture of them on vacation in Seaside Florida) they still manage to have 1,500 followers. They have +100 nudes in their my eyes only, 1% which were sent originally and 99% which were sent from other lacrosse douches. A lacrosse douche is similar to a football jock except the douche is skinnier, more wealthy, and (although they come from a Presbyterian family) lacks Christian values. Steer clear from the lacrosse douche unless you are black, a thot, or a wealthy person who plays another bitch ass sport, examples being; male volleyball, tennis, any form of horseback, and sailing.
Person 1: I think I recognized the guy in that BMW.

Person 2: That’s Xavier, he’s a lacrosse douche.

Person 1: Yeah he stole my Juul.
by Inspector Sock March 16, 2019
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douche bag

Senator Steven Fielding (of the Australian Senate)
by AndrewLeCl July 1, 2011
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douche coon

A country person who is a complete idiot aka redneck
Hey Gavin did you know Sam is a total douche coon?
by VolcomStarz May 27, 2017
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douche bag

by Teh0wnage October 31, 2011
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Douche Melon

a person that is the ultimate douche, but no matter what you can't get mad at them because they are so cute
girl 1: your boyfriend is a douche
girl 2: correction, he is a douche melon
by beansinurapartment August 17, 2011
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douche skidoo

A highly trained douche with history of fraudalant behavior and cowardly like attitude
That guy over there is a total douche skidoo, he can't get no ladies
by Porntina December 12, 2015
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